The Retirement Thread

[postman]

You're certain it's not a trenching shovel being mis-sold as a spade?

I think it's title is micro shovel.

 

[numbnuts]

Been shopping then went to the chemist tablets not ready yet why your had it a week

 

[Mo1959]

Think I'll have a wander round to the supermarket too. I just walk round every few days rather than do a big shop.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Interesting! Theres supposed to be 3 Geraniums in there somewhere, looks like they've been sent bare root, its getting late for those.

https://www.jparkers.co.uk/geranium-salome-1

 

[Tenkaykev]

Joy.........noisy neighbours are now getting double glazing in so couple of days of banging no doubt. Hopefully they can't have much more they want done.

You could always retaliate and get some Wind Chimes, lots of wind chimes, lots and lots of jingly jangly wind chimes 😁

 

[Tenkaykev]

Interesting! Theres supposed to be 3 Geraniums in there somewhere, looks like they've been sent bare root, its getting late for those.

https://www.jparkers.co.uk/geranium-salome-1


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They look a bit like apples and bananas to me Dave...

 

[Paulus]

I think at our time of lives, if you want something in particular, such as a new bike, if you can afford it without causing any problems with the day to day financing matters then buy it.
It is no good being a rich man in the graveyard.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Keep them coming dave r.MrsP waits for me to pass the iPad over to give her today’s laugh

A slightly naughty one for you, again from facebook


Barbara felt sure something had slipped through her flaps during the night.

 

[welsh dragon]

Has the washing machine been fixed yet. You've gone very quiet about it, and the person fixing it, for some reason.

Fixed? No. The machine being quiet also no.

 

[welsh dragon]

Come to think of it, she hasn't mentioned Brian for a couple of days!

 

[classic33]

Fixed? No. The machine being quiet also no.

And the person who was fixing it?

 

[welsh dragon]

Been to The shitty Co Op go. Onions for the lamb casserole and I needed milk as well.

 

[welsh dragon]

And the person who was fixing it?

He is ignoring it now

 

[classic33]

He is ignoring it now

Best way.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Fixed? No. The machine being quiet also no.

You can get a pair of Anker P30 noise cancelling headphones for about fifty quid, that’s cheaper than a new washing machine 👍😁