Good morning, chums.
Well, today Miss Salad, who normally needs a lot of prompting to get up in the mornings as she is not a morning person, has leapt out of bed like a leaping salmon! It turns out that she has got to meet the big boss at 8.30 this morning to help him set up a new spreadsheet, so she needs a couple of coffees this morning to be all alert and businesslike.
Meanwhile, Mrs Salad has a gammy ear: it is prone to infections and she has one now, causing her a lot of discomfort. She is currently in bed, awake but a bit fed up.
So I am the only Salad in good form. Just about to engage with a second cup of tea. Today I will mainly be pushing our ineffectual mower over the lawns, and I might even bung a few more seeds into the veg patch