The Retirement Thread

[gavroche]

Have you ever had this on your laptop screen ? It came on suddenly yesterday so I just switched it off until today but I managed to get rid of it . I have checked my firewall and all security apps and they are all on so don't know how that came through. A bit worrying.

 

[Dirk]

It's all kicking off on our local beach!
Totally disgusting behaviour at the beach today. A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them. The police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it.
Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages as the man shouted 'That's the way to do it'

 

[Paulus]

It's all kicking off on our local beach!
Totally disgusting behaviour at the beach today. A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them. The police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it.
Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages as the man shouted 'That's the way to do it'

Had me going for a moment there.

 

[classic33]

Gosh, just in the door from my walk and I am met with willy rot!

Unexpected/Unwanted visitor?

 

[classic33]

Have you ever had this on your laptop screen ? It came on suddenly yesterday so I just switched it off until today but I managed to get rid of it . I have checked my firewall and all security apps and they are all on so don't know how that came through. A bit worrying. View attachment 584950

Ransomware?

Tech Support Ware
https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us...-message/9b209278-a5e4-4b1c-8a86-d0dd49eb1e15

 

[Deleted member 1258]

We've had a shed fire up the road from us tonight, we didn't realize till it came up on the local facebook page, looked spectacular on the pictures people took.

 

[Mo1959]

Just watching Our Yorkshire Farm. It’s pleasant, easy watching tv. My favourite is Sydney.

 

[classic33]

We've had a shed fire up the road from us tonight, we didn't realize till it came up on the local facebook page, looked spectacular on the pictures people took.

Anyone use their phone to actually call 999?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Anyone use their phone to actually call 999?

I've no idea.

 

[classic33]

I've no idea.

Anyone hurt?

Phones come out these days for camera use, seldom to actually make calls.

 

[classic33]

Why, given we've a Royal Navy,* Royal Air Force, Royal Marines are the British Army not the "Royal Army"?

*The Senior Service.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Anyone hurt?

Not as far as I know, damage only is whats been said so far.

 

[12boy]

Y'all are in fine form today. Those are some of the most disgusting photos I've seen for a while. It is criminal to allow that to occur. Make those at fault clean up the mess wth a toothbrush, and if they sass you about it, they brush their teeth after.
I'd wonder since ladies couldn't get willy rot if there wasn't some other nether region horror they could get. Sometimes the side effects of meds are worse than the malady.
My ride was even punier than I planned, as it was too short. I blame that on the cold and biting wind that kinda sucked the joy out of it by the 10 mile mark. Even uphill I felt cold. Besides, there is always tomorrow.
Be safe and well. And get at least 7 hrs sleep. I read today that lesser amounts causes dementia in those over 50, but I can't remember where I saw it.

 

[classic33]

Y'all are in fine form today. Those are some of the most disgusting photos I've seen for a while. It is criminal to allow that to occur. Make those at fault clean up the mess wth a toothbrush, and if they sass you about it, they brush their teeth after.
I'd wonder since ladies couldn't get willy rot if there wasn't some other nether region horror they could get. Sometimes the side effects of meds are worse than the malady.
My ride was even punier than I planned, as it was too short. I blame that on the cold and biting wind that kinda sucked the joy out of it by the 10 mile mark. Even uphill I felt cold. Besides, there is always tomorrow.
Be safe and well. And get at least 7 hrs sleep. I read today that lesser amounts causes dementia in those over 50, but I can't remember where I saw it.

I'm in your tomorrow, only it's today. Not your today, our today, your today will see tomorrow arriving soon.

 

[12boy]

That is what I thought on your yesterday but my today. There may be some time we are in the same today for a brief period.