The Retirement Thread

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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Thought the climb out of Littleborough(A58), was just shy of two miles.
Depending on where you measure it from, just shy, or if you include the shallow slope at the start of the climb, just over. I have done the first half of it on my singlespeed but it gets harder in the second half and would be too much, so I turned back and haven't tried again.

No, the one I was on about and tackled earlier was from Woodhouse Mill up to the Shepherd's Rest.

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(The dip shown at 1 km does not exist. The road climbs round up round the slope of a small valley and a very slight lateral error in plotting my course makes the software think that I was way down the hillside.)

I got halfway up the ramp and decided to be sensible and take a breather. My heart rate was going crazy (~180 bpm) and I didn't want to push any harder for fear of inducing arrhythmia. (The damage left by my blood clots of 2012/13 mean that I can't risk going into that last 5% of effort any more. If I do then my heart can play up for a day or two afterwards, and that can't be healthy!)

The problem with stopping on a steepish climb up a narrow road, with pedals that need to be clipped into is... how do you get started again? After nearly falling off trying to clip in across the width of the road, I gave in and aimed back down the hill and clipped in before turning back up again. Not ideal, but just about doable.

I continued up the ramp and was within 100 metres of my right turn when I felt a couple of tell-tale heart flutters so I jumped off quick and walked up to the junction. (For those of you who didn't get my joke earlier on... a 24" gear = a two foot gear = walking!) I need to lose the 10 kg of weight that I have put on in the past 4 or 5 years...

I turned to face up the easier slope towards the Shepherd's Rest and set off again. Unfortunately, I was now exposed to a headwind which took away a lot of the advantage of the easier gradient. I ended up climbing standing up but on the drops and crouching down over the handlebar, a very unusual climbing position!

The wind took 15 kph off my descent from the pub. I would normally freewheel at 50 kph down there but only managed 35 kph today.

I continued my little loop round, calling in at the station for my Metro on the way home. It's a short loop, but tough on singlespeed. Only 11 km, but with 213 m of ascent, all of which was hard in a 52/19 gear.
 
my wife is on a health kick again - so chips and gravy from the chippy it is

outside the chippy there were a few teenagers - basically being teenage lads with bikes
no problem - just - being lads


anyway - got SWMBO's chips and gravy and went back to the car
several of the kids were riding up and down on their bikes - some doing wheelies - OK - I waited a couple of seconds and then started off


Then

I was waiting at a T-junction to turn right - 2 of them shoot down the right (i.e wrong) side of the road - but stick to the kerb (OK wrong kerb) and shoot across the road when it was clear

sooooooo
I am now trying to turn right
a car goes past - all clear
start moving - with right turn indicator flashing
one of them shoots past me - about 2 foot from my car - no clue what is coming
DOING A WHEELIE!!!!




damn moron could have scratched my car!!!
Oh - and broken several bones - possibly including his spine and skull


what I find really annoying
this is why I keep reading about car drivers who hate cyclists

so next time some idiot in a car passes too close or thinks a bike can do 90 through the temporary roadworks
I'm blaming him
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
my wife is on a health kick again - so chips and gravy from the chippy it is

outside the chippy there were a few teenagers - basically being teenage lads with bikes
no problem - just - being lads


anyway - got SWMBO's chips and gravy and went back to the car
several of the kids were riding up and down on their bikes - some doing wheelies - OK - I waited a couple of seconds and then started off


Then

I was waiting at a T-junction to turn right - 2 of them shoot down the right (i.e wrong) side of the road - but stick to the kerb (OK wrong kerb) and shoot across the road when it was clear

sooooooo
I am now trying to turn right
a car goes past - all clear
start moving - with right turn indicator flashing
one of them shoots past me - about 2 foot from my car - no clue what is coming
DOING A WHEELIE!!!!




damn moron could have scratched my car!!!
Oh - and broken several bones - possibly including his spine and skull


what I find really annoying
this is why I keep reading about car drivers who hate cyclists

so next time some idiot in a car passes too close or thinks a bike can do 90 through the temporary roadworks
I'm blaming him
Since when have chippy chips with chippy gravy been healthy :wacko:
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
Morning all.
Rain forecast but its not here yet.
I have stay in anyway as the nhs are delivering the 1st of MrsDs aids.
I am debating a dash to Asda as they open at 0730. TBH its only for ready meals. I like theirs..... tried the Aldi ones but imo they are not nice. Aldi are good for certain things ie cheese is cheese and butter is butter (within reason but not ready meals. We used to enjoy their curries but then they started to use ultra cheap chicken........at least they say its chicken :wacko:
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
Morning. Going to be an unpleasant day here. Quite chilly with wind and rain. I’ll manage a walk or two though hopefully. Coffee first.
Strange but it seems quite warm here. Not supposed to be though.
 

Mo1959

Legendary Member
Ants.
We are getting an increasing number of tiny black ants in the conservatory. I have some powder (somewhere) but I can't see where they are getting in and I don't want to chuck powder everywhere.
Any (sensible) suggestions ?
Not sure anything apart from the powder helps. Normally is it not sweet stuff they are looking for so you often get them in the kitchen.
 
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