The Retirement Thread

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monkers

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@12boy
[So glad to hear Monkers and Dave 7 are doing so much better. Monkers, you sound like a badass lady cyclist...I feel pretty good about averaging 11 mph around my little town. Good for you.

Hahaha ... not bad ass at all. My doctor said something to me. It seemed to me that she didn't finish her sentence. She said I ''had cake retention and should go on a fast .... '' She obviously would have said 'bike' if she had finished. :laugh:
 
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Not been here long - and I am basically an overweight old bloke with asthma whose athletic achievements amount to
a) a cheap mug for winning a series of sailing races on holiday in Spain about 20 years ago
b) being the only person who went all the way through our school without ever once going round the cross country course - when it was compulsory to do so at least 3 times a year (no including people with medical exemption and a lot of those were still made to) - this is the main achievement of my life - took a lot of doing!!!

although I was pretty good at being second or similar

However - I am seriously impressed my the feats the people on here achieve - people older than me doing serious stuff than is seriously impressive



anyway - back to Earth - my Earth

today I went on my normal loop (Spike Island Runcorn, Moore, Warrington, SPike ISland - for those local) and I included my new route via a very steep hill - no Alp or Col but it is damn steep for a while - and the wet surface under the aquaduct and then wet leave seriously affect how you can cycle

Well - first time I went that way it was unexpected as I was basically riding between 2 connected canals - with no locks between - so I ended putting the ebike into high assist and just about made it up to the top

second time I made it in normal assist more (3 out of 4 where 4 is the bottom) - just

last time I very nearly had to stop for breath (asthma doesn't help!)

today I was hurting at the top of the steepest bit (first half) but carried on and reached the top with no problems

which means I am getting better at getting up the damn thing

which is good

for me
 

oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
Don't get me wrong, it is not my favourite program either but when it is done on your doorstep, one tends to show a bit of interest. Hopefully, it will provide much needed cash in the community, especially for the young lad who is trying so much to restore the castle being used for filming.
We had a TV series based in our small town. Thousands of gawkers appeared for some years after. They never spent much but many were very intrusive and ill mannered. Our local police constable at that time was a keen cyclist and also had a police bike. He stopped using it as he was fed up being identified as one of the characters in the series.
 

oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
I remember the carradice and the primus, people with tin mugs hanging off their saddle bags. At the moment I'm just stopping by the roadside for ten minutes for a cereal bar and a drop of water.
I have a photo of me and my carradice with primus stove and coloral bottle on my Flying Scot which is off being restored. I had a tin mug and billy can but they were inside the bag mostly. The rolled up cycle cape of course in top of the bag is compulsory.
 
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I have a photo of me and my carradice with primus stove and coloral bottle on my Flying Scot which is off being restored. I had a tin mug and billy can but they were inside the bag mostly. The rolled up cycle cape of course in top of the bag is compulsory.

I've still got my cape, I thnk its upstairs under our bed, if I remember right my work bags under there too.
 
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Cereal bar! Come on Dave It's got be a scotch egg or lump of fruit cake as a minimum.
[edit] maybe go totally retro and take a bar of Kendal Mintcake


No, just a cereal bar, nowt else, when i got back home I had a chicken drumstick.
 
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When I was a kid someone got me a cycle cape when it became clear that I would go 'off cycling' given any excuse (like homework needs doing)

for quite a while it went unused

then one day I was going to a friends house - a distance of about 6 miles ish - and it started raining.
so - being sensible - I got the cape out and put it on

VERY waterproof - and created a huge volume underneath so very little tendency to sweat

but it was damn hard work to cycle
and when I got to a long downhill bit I actually had to pedal to keep any speed up


my first introduction to the effect of wind resistance

wearing that damn thing meant that I have the aerodynamic efficiency of a sub post office (to quote a very old Top Gear)

never wore it again

am I the only one?????
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
When I was a kid someone got me a cycle cape when it became clear that I would go 'off cycling' given any excuse (like homework needs doing)

for quite a while it went unused

then one day I was going to a friends house - a distance of about 6 miles ish - and it started raining.
so - being sensible - I got the cape out and put it on

VERY waterproof - and created a huge volume underneath so very little tendency to sweat

but it was damn hard work to cycle
and when I got to a long downhill bit I actually had to pedal to keep any speed up


my first introduction to the effect of wind resistance

wearing that damn thing meant that I have the aerodynamic efficiency of a sub post office (to quote a very old Top Gear)

never wore it again

am I the only one?????
I can remember my Mum offering to buy me a Cape, somewhere around 1976 ish.
I tried my best to decline politely, but it came out all wrong. She was not amused.
 
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