The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

This is non-essential shopping. Stay home. Relax. Don't do it.


😄

Frankie Say's...

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_2entulkw

 

[Drago]

Early night for me. Im in hossy for 2 days tomorrow.

 

[classic33]

Early night for me. Im in hossy for 2 days tomorrow.

Nowt serious I hope.
Best o'luck, and just in case you'll not be riding the bike for a while, can I borrow it?

 

[screenman]

Early night for me. Im in hossy for 2 days tomorrow.

Not another facelift, you will be smiling on top of your head at this rate.

 

[rustybolts]

Early night for me. Im in hossy for 2 days tomorrow.

Best Wishes ! ( and watch out for the sexy nurses )

 

[ColinJ]

Senior Member
a) sounds a bit dodgy - like the sort or person who frequents shops near Four Seasons Landscaping
b) sounds old
c) sounds like I have been here for ages

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[classic33]

The nurse has the sedative ready!

 

[Mo1959]

Not another facelift, you will be smiling on top of your head at this rate.

I reckon it’s for a y front extraction

Just joking Drago. Hope it goes well whatever it’s for.

 

[PaulSB]

Good luck @Drago

 

[Drago]

I reckon it’s for a y front extraction

Just joking Drago. Hope it goes well whatever it’s for.

Im being investigated for possible narcolepsy.

Theyre going to monitor my sleep over night, and shake me loose at 7am, whichnis a lay in for me. They continue to monitor me while I try and fall asleep at 9am, 11am, 1pm, 3pm and 5pm. If that doesnt leave me feeling fecked then I don't know what will.

 

[Dirk]

I used to have narcolep 😴

 

[gavroche]

I hope they can sort out your sleep problem @Drago .

 

[postman]

I'm not, occasionally my Good Lady has problems with the water works.

If you send me a tenner I'll tell you who else has problems.

 

[postman]

I (did) have a camera up the old todger/johnson/john thomas (any other names???) Into the bladder... every 6 months.
As I have been clear for 5 years they changed it to every 12 months.......due last April.
Then Covid hit and everything went belly up.
Well, they just phoned me to make an appointment.
Got to be honest here, I am bricking it now.
If it makes sense, no camera = no problem so I felt quite smug.
They tell you to relax while they shove a camera up but all the while you are dreading hearing those words

I had one last month all clear lovely girls made me feel at ease.Shame it was cold while I was waiting

 

[postman]

The naked chef has been busy again making another batch of mince pies,
I would like to know who eats them all as it can't be just me

Remind me not to try the ring donuts.