The Retirement Thread

[Deleted member 1258]

I am tempted to ask what anal love beads are but I don't really think i want to know.
More to the point, how did you know what they were

The beads can be great fun.

 

[Mo1959]

I have just been for a short stroll.
Blinkin eck.....someone has switched winter on without telling me . Its freezing out there.

Turned out nice here. Pleasant donder along the usual trail.

Loads of leaves down now.

 

[monkers]

The beads can be great fun.

That's the best thing about this time of year - you can make your own from conkers.

 

[Sterlo]

That's the best thing about this time of year - you can make your own from conkers.

I hope you take them out of the husks first

 

[Deleted member 1258]

That's the best thing about this time of year - you can make your own from conkers.

Just make sure the conkers are well tied and not too big.

 

[Dave7]

Turned out nice here. Pleasant donder along the usual trail. View attachment 556074

Loads of leaves down now.

I am used to you having a bimble but now you are confusing me with a donder.
But it does look nice.

 

[PaulSB]

I'm going to be VERY careful about anything I post for the next few hours.

 

[Dave7]

That's the best thing about this time of year - you can make your own from conkers.

In the spiked shell or out
Ahhh Sterlo beat me to it

 

[PaulSB]

I'm not sure if I'm up to @Mo1959's efforts but surely I get something for artistic interpretation? Matchstick Man?

.....and no I didn't find ANYTHING while I was out.........

 

[Sterlo]

I'm not sure if I'm up to @Mo1959's efforts but surely I get something for artistic interpretation? Matchstick Man?

View attachment 556077

.....and no I didn't find ANYTHING while I was out.........

Well it's either got 3 legs, or it's going to be very popular with the ladies

 

[PaulSB]

Well it's either got 3 legs, or it's going to be very popular with the ladies

Damn it!!

 

[screenman]

I just heard a very loud noise, looked up, and saw that the street was being battered by a freak hailstorm! It has blown over now.

Any damage? I have repaired a lot of hail damaged cars over the many years I have been fixing dents.

 

[classic33]

Morning from a nutty early riser. Lol. Sometimes I feel it's a waste of time going to bed for all the sleep I get.

It's not raining!

Randy Gardner!

 

[classic33]

Really?? Are you serious ?? 03.48 and you are not in bed !!!

I've been out walking at that time, many a time.

 

[classic33]

Half a Mo!
Just back from a 5k bimble which works out at half a Mo as she ran 10K this morning
I've found several items when out running, often on my early morning Sunday long runs. Over the years I have found, in no particular order:

• A £10 note in the middle of a field.
• a £1 coin
• A roll of wallpaper, still in its plastic wrapper lying in the middle of a pavement.
• A set of car and house keys on a trailway
• Numerous children's toys that were probably thrown from pushchairs

This mornings run puts all those in the shade as I stumbled across a pair of Bondage Handcuffs lying at the side of the road They looked to be quite well made and I was momentarily considering picking them up and taking them home to see if Mrs Tenkaykev might be interested😄 On further thought I realised that I am quite attached to my testicles and I'd like it to stay that way.
I can't be the only forumite to have come across the odd item when out and about, so what's the oddest thing you've found?

A shoe, on my way home one evening.