The Retirement Thread

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PaulSB

Squire
Mushrooms in your porridge!!

Magic by an chance.
You know how we Lancashire folk are.......
 
Found this thread a while ago - I have lobbed a few comments at it but I thought I would introduce myself

I'm Mike

I have an ebike - and I don't care if it is cheating - I love it

Anway - I was in IT in a big company for 20 years - did very techy stuff but eventually got kicked out (sorry - my job got made redundant - which I reckon cost them a fortune!)

Then I accidentally became a teacher (long story) and taught IT in secondary schools for over 10 years
Then realised that I was living in the wrong place (i.e. 80 miles from my now wife)
sp I became an IT Technician in a variety of school - finally IT Tech in a local Primary school for 3-4 years

Then the Head Teacher left and the new one didn't thin she needed an IT Tech in the school - and planned to have me working as a full time teacher
She said that as I worked in the school I had to do what she said - it was already clear she didn't like me anyway
That evening I got home to find an annul letter from my old pension company - just a general overall summary - so the next day I rang them and got a quote of how much I would get if I retired early (58) - and did the same with my Teach Pension
Turned out that I would get £200 more per month of I retired that term than I was getting paid for working

Quickest resignation letter ever typed!!!

Anyway - got married a few months later and me and 'the wife' have been slobbing around happily ever since
except for me going out riding for a couple of hours whenever it ain't raining!!

Anyway - that's me


p.s. other sites have commented on my spelling and grammar - My spelling and grammar are fine - I was taught it at school
Typing - not so much
and I have a thing where if I see a misspelt word I can't see it - I can spell it fine - but I can't see what is wrong if I look at it

so apologies for any typing errors
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Found this thread a while ago - I have lobbed a few comments at it but I thought I would introduce myself

I'm Mike

I have an ebike - and I don't care if it is cheating - I love it

Anway - I was in IT in a big company for 20 years - did very techy stuff but eventually got kicked out (sorry - my job got made redundant - which I reckon cost them a fortune!)

Then I accidentally became a teacher (long story) and taught IT in secondary schools for over 10 years
Then realised that I was living in the wrong place (i.e. 80 miles from my now wife)
sp I became an IT Technician in a variety of school - finally IT Tech in a local Primary school for 3-4 years

Then the Head Teacher left and the new one didn't thin she needed an IT Tech in the school - and planned to have me working as a full time teacher
She said that as I worked in the school I had to do what she said - it was already clear she didn't like me anyway
That evening I got home to find an annul letter from my old pension company - just a general overall summary - so the next day I rang them and got a quote of how much I would get if I retired early (58) - and did the same with my Teach Pension
Turned out that I would get £200 more per month of I retired that term than I was getting paid for working

Quickest resignation letter ever typed!!!

Anyway - got married a few months later and me and 'the wife' have been slobbing around happily ever since
except for me going out riding for a couple of hours whenever it ain't raining!!

Anyway - that's me


p.s. other sites have commented on my spelling and grammar - My spelling and grammar are fine - I was taught it at school
Typing - not so much
and I have a thing where if I see a misspelt word I can't see it - I can spell it fine - but I can't see what is wrong if I look at it

so apologies for any typing errors


Don't apologise for riding an Ebike or for your typing. Predictive text is not my friend. Just ask Mo :laugh:.

And welcome to the lunatic thread. Your eyes will certainly be opened with some of the characters on this thread. :laugh: :hello:
 
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Dirk

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
Keeps me amused :laugh:

The state of my legs some days, I’m not sure my e-bike days are all that far off!
20 years ago, my physio said she was most impressed with my legs and even said they were 'beautiful'.
I now always tell my mates that I've got medically certified beautiful legs. :laugh:
 

screenman

Squire
Spent an hour watching Dr K and also Terry Miles on YouTube last night and we are back on for some more tonight, it was not my mind if music up until I saw these two, awesome. My mother was a pianist who played in the cinema at 14 played right up until 84 in her church, I was not allowed to touch the piano and was not shown how to play.
 

Flick of the Elbow

less than
Location
SW Edinburgh
Found this thread a while ago - I have lobbed a few comments at it but I thought I would introduce myself

I'm Mike

I have an ebike - and I don't care if it is cheating - I love it

Anway - I was in IT in a big company for 20 years - did very techy stuff but eventually got kicked out (sorry - my job got made redundant - which I reckon cost them a fortune!)

Then I accidentally became a teacher (long story) and taught IT in secondary schools for over 10 years
Then realised that I was living in the wrong place (i.e. 80 miles from my now wife)
sp I became an IT Technician in a variety of school - finally IT Tech in a local Primary school for 3-4 years

Then the Head Teacher left and the new one didn't thin she needed an IT Tech in the school - and planned to have me working as a full time teacher
She said that as I worked in the school I had to do what she said - it was already clear she didn't like me anyway
That evening I got home to find an annul letter from my old pension company - just a general overall summary - so the next day I rang them and got a quote of how much I would get if I retired early (58) - and did the same with my Teach Pension
Turned out that I would get £200 more per month of I retired that term than I was getting paid for working

Quickest resignation letter ever typed!!!

Anyway - got married a few months later and me and 'the wife' have been slobbing around happily ever since
except for me going out riding for a couple of hours whenever it ain't raining!!

Anyway - that's me


p.s. other sites have commented on my spelling and grammar - My spelling and grammar are fine - I was taught it at school
Typing - not so much
and I have a thing where if I see a misspelt word I can't see it - I can spell it fine - but I can't see what is wrong if I look at it

so apologies for any typing errors
:welcome: Mike. I was in IT for a big companies too, 32 years in my case. Left last year.
 
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