classic33
Leg End Member
Why did you release a four year kid into the "wild"?
The Retirement Thread
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PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
His mum and dad wanted a night off........
classic33
Leg End Member
How do you plan on getting him back, or is it a case of wait until he turns up at the door?
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Wedding anniversary tomorrow. What has Mrs D bought me?
classic33
Leg End Member
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
He's been released along with the hedgehogs.........the hedgehogs usually wander off and set up home somewhere else.........🤔
classic33
Leg End Member
If reports in coming years of "The wild boy of Warrington" start surfacing, can we blame you?
classic33
Leg End Member
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
If he crosses in to the bandit country of Cheshire I can't help him............we have our borders to protect.
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
It's 22⁰ outside and 22⁰ inside. That's unusual, our house is usually cool.
I'm not sleepy........this is a problem. 😢
I'm not sleepy........this is a problem. 😢
Flick of the Elbow
Guru
- Location
- Pentlands & West Lothian
My word, this storm is something else. A continuous roll of thunder for 20 minutes or more, lightning strikes every second or so, the sky is flashing constantly like a dodgy fluorescent tube.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I bought her an eternity ring.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I'm sweating like a fat mine at a free buffet.
Flick of the Elbow
Guru
- Location
- Pentlands & West Lothian
That roll of thunder is still going, as are all the lightning flashes
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Im sweating like Kerry katona reading a bank statement.
