The Retirement Thread

[screenman]

Just tried blowing a match out through a double layer of kitchen roll, no way could I do it, single layer I could just about if I held the match real close, does anybody know how long it takes for eyebrows to grow back.

 

[screenman]

Where has the sun gone?

You cannot blame me for that one, certainly not here.

 

[Dirk]

Morning all, damp and dismal here.

Where has the sun gone?

 

[Paulus]

Where has the sun gone?

It's down here in sunny Hertfordshire

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Why would you E-Mail someone asking for information using an E-Mail address that you cannot reply to? Post Office broadband, the one I just left, I E-mailed them asking what they wanted me to do with their router, I eventually got a reply back asking for a load of information, but they used an E-Mail that doesn't support replies.

 

[welsh dragon]

It's down here in sunny Hertfordshire View attachment 538733

. It's ok. It's back again. Phew.

 

[screenman]

Lincolnshire.

 

[Juan Kog]

My plans for today no cycling.Its mum in law's 100 birthday today. Mrs Kog was up early in the kitchen,( me why don't you buy the quiche from M&S. )Then round to sister in laws for small lunch time BBQ. It won't be that small gathering as mum has 5 children . Plenty of opportunity for me to be rude to my many sister in laws.

 

[Dave7]

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Mods
Can you please ban this person for ever

 

[Dave7]

. It's ok. It's back again. Phew.

It ain't here.

 

[welsh dragon]

My plans for today no cycling.Its mum in law's 100 birthday today. Mrs Kog was up early in the kitchen,( me why don't you buy the quiche from M&S. )Then round to sister in laws for small lunch time BBQ. It won't be that small gathering as mum has 5 children . Plenty of opportunity for me to be rude to my many sister in laws.

Happy Birthday to mum in law 🎂

 

[screenman]

Mods
Can you please ban this person for ever

I would not worry, that forecast is for July 30th 2018.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I would not worry, that forecast is for July 30th 2018.

is that why it ishows just a blank page on my computer?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

My plans for today no cycling.Its mum in law's 100 birthday today. Mrs Kog was up early in the kitchen,( me why don't you buy the quiche from M&S. )Then round to sister in laws for small lunch time BBQ. It won't be that small gathering as mum has 5 children . Plenty of opportunity for me to be rude to my many sister in laws.

Well done Mother In Law, have a great day.

 

[PaulSB]

Now try with a double layer, the kitchen paper we tried one layer and the double layer of cloth you could not blow it out. Did it take more effort than normal, you would have taken a fiver off of me back in the day, nobody else did.

Mrs P has made 10-12 masks with double layers and an internal pocket for tissue or kitchen roll. I have a very good lung capacity.

Without the tissue/kitchen roll, holding a match 3" from my mouth and blowing has hard as possible I couldn't make the flame even flicker.

I'm not going in that thread though

So that's another of today's tasks completed.