Hmmmm........... entertaining day on the bike. Birdy Brow has a wide, sweeping right bend two-thirds of the way up. The Pocket Rocket and I have been giving it beans all the way, I'm about 10-15 metres ahead. It's a bend you can see through. I opt for the nearside which is flatter and gives perhaps 30-40 metres respite. PC opts for the outside which is shorter but steeper, round she comes, out of the bend 20 metres ahead and digs in hard. PC whacked me by 16 seconds and got her PB by 19. Great riding.
After the cafe we approach a favourite climb. Off I go cooking with gas, after a mile or so I glance up.......20 feet in front of me an HGV is reversing across the road in to a driveway.
And then........ traffic free country lane about five feet wide. Descent with 90 degree right hander at bottom. This is a very slow, careful descent. Round the corner I know there is mud and moss on the left, I stay to the right.........and ride straight in to a six foot cow parsley which is hanging across the lane on my right, it's caught in the crook of my elbow, the stalk doesn't break, I get wrenched back and to my right........the bike continued forward without me.......