The Retirement Thread

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PaulSB

Squire
Hmmmm........... entertaining day on the bike. Birdy Brow has a wide, sweeping right bend two-thirds of the way up. The Pocket Rocket and I have been giving it beans all the way, I'm about 10-15 metres ahead. It's a bend you can see through. I opt for the nearside which is flatter and gives perhaps 30-40 metres respite. PC opts for the outside which is shorter but steeper, round she comes, out of the bend 20 metres ahead and digs in hard. PC whacked me by 16 seconds and got her PB by 19. Great riding.

After the cafe we approach a favourite climb. Off I go cooking with gas, after a mile or so I glance up.......20 feet in front of me an HGV is reversing across the road in to a driveway. :eek:

And then........ traffic free country lane about five feet wide. Descent with 90 degree right hander at bottom. This is a very slow, careful descent. Round the corner I know there is mud and moss on the left, I stay to the right.........and ride straight in to a six foot cow parsley which is hanging across the lane on my right, it's caught in the crook of my elbow, the stalk doesn't break, I get wrenched back and to my right........the bike continued forward without me.......:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

PaulSB

Squire
Afternoon all. It’s mrs exlasers day off today . So she decided we should have a big fry up this morning and who am I to argue lol. The back lawn has been cut and we have been for a walk at Sutton stop. Now relaxing with a nice cup of tea.
My dilemma for this evening is , mrs exlaser and our daughter are both going out on rides with Warwickshire ladies cycle so should I ,
1) get out the turbo and do a really hard session as I have been a lazy bas@@rd this week or
2) crack open a beer and play virtual sailing with my friends from the sailing club.
Any advice will be gratefully received 😀😀😀
Get on yer bike, you know you'll love it. Quick ride, home, get the beer out...... simple.
 
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Dave7

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You couldnt make it up.
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
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You couldnt make it up.
Two shopping centres in Leeds today, "You can't come in here without a mask on!"
I put my mask on, and I'm told "You can't wear that in here!" Me. "Well you said I had to have one on." left them lost for an answer. Do they tell me to take the mask off, or leave it on.

In the first, I was already in, just trying to follow their one way system to get out.
 
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