The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

There is a woman in town who is confined to an electric wheelchair. I saw her whizzing around through Mach nearly running people over wearing a mask that she had pulled down so it was under her nose. Bet that works really well.

 

[Drago]

Blimey, scary fact - of the 10 biggest CO2 emitters in the EU, 8 are coal fired power stations, one is a massive global shipping concern, and the other is...Ryanair!

 

[screenman]

Bloody hell. Wearing Drago's smelly Y front masks would clear a whole room in under. 2 minutes.

You would have to cut him out of them first.

 

[welsh dragon]

You would have to cut him out of them first.

Stop.

 

[Drago]

You'd probably need a blowtorch and a scraper to get them off.

 

[numbnuts]

My monthly water bill has gone down by a £1 I think wearing no clothes has helped

 

[GM]

Morning all.... Not much to report today, a bit more brick laying and tidying up, and that's it! 🌈

 

[Drago]

My monthly water bill has gone down by a £1 I think wearing no clothes has helped

Well, you're never home. You're on tour 48 weeks of the year, supping Evian poured by groupies.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I'm sat in the hairdresser having a coffee and a chat whilst my Good Lady has her hair done.

 

[Paulus]

I know it's not really the right place to post this, but, all stripped down, cleaned and ready for re assembly.
Shopping also done, I'm on a roll today.

 

[Paulus]

Blimey, scary fact - of the 10 biggest CO2 emitters in the EU, 8 are coal fired power stations, one is a massive global shipping concern, and the other is...Ryanair!

Here is another fact.
Termites produce as much CO2 as cattle.

 

[classic33]

Here is another fact. Termites produce as much CO2 as cattle.

Each!!

 

[Drago]

That must be one enormous fart!

 

[Paulus]

Each!!

Collectively

 

[screenman]

I still have nothing planned for the day and I am halfway through it.