The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

What happened did I miss something

You snooze.....you lose
TBH I noticed one member trying to get others to follow his conscience but like you I missed the follow ups.

 

[Dave7]

Well, you'd think that, but remember when I got caught doing it outside the Convent and the police arrested me? Turns out it's only ok if you aren't naked and don't have a cactus sticking up your bum. Luckily the Magistrate was a fellow Mason or I'd have been done for!


PS, thanks for the best wishes.

Naked, cactus up your bum, sniffing y fronts.......some people are just so picky.

 

[Drago]

What happened did I miss something

Dave said something unkind about Welshie's bloomers. Dirk got upset and called him a cad, then Dave accused Dirk of cheating at Backgammon, and the insults descended from there. Welshie tried a bit of back seat moderation, and I did my usual trick of making some sarcastic comment at just the wrong moment and winding everyone up.

Next thing I know me, Dirk and Dave are being bent over and thrashed across the back of the thighs by Pat, who is an evil aim with that whip. You wouldn't think her aim would be so good with those high heels and jodphurs, but what do I know?

 

[pawl]

What happened did I miss something

Seems they haven’t posted for the last couple of days.

 

[Dave7]

Dave said something unkind about Welshie's bloomers. Dirk got upset and called him a cad, then Dave accused Dirk of cheating at Backgammon, and the insults descended from there. Welshie tried a bit of back seat moderation, and I did my usual trick of making some sarcastic comment at just the wrong moment and winding everyone up.

Next thing I know me, Dirk and Dave are being bent over and thrashed across the back of the thighs by Pat, who is an evil aim with that whip. You wouldn't think her aim would be so good with those high heels and jodphurs, but what do I know?

Dont wish this to develope into a full blown 'mods, ban this' I wish to put this on record ..... . I would never and I mean NEVER say anything unkind about Welshies bloomers.
It was just Dirk over reacting. I mean, come on, how can to trust someone that has an orgasm every Friday because the chippy is open for Fish Friday

 

[Dirk]

........I mean, come on, how can to trust someone that has an orgasm every Friday because the chippy is open for Fish Friday

Well at least it's one more than you have every week.

 

[pawl]

Ahhh bloomers . I can die happy now.

Flipping heck your not leaving as we’ll 🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️

 

[Dave7]

Well at least it's one more than you have every week.

Not true.
I get Welshies bloomers out each Tuesday and Saturday and BAM

 

[Drago]

I'm thinking of de sloping some kind of unisex Y front-bloomer hybrid. Maybe available in clean and pre skidmarked varieties? Could be a hit.

 

[classic33]

What, as in a little flea has on its back... etc and so ad-infinitum?

No.

Let's just stick to pub lunches, caravans, domestic duties and, of course, bloomers!

Pubs don't open whilst tomorrow, who's been slipping in?

 

[Dave7]

I'm thinking of de sloping some kind of unisex Y front-bloomer hybrid. Maybe available in clean and pre skidmarked varieties? Could be a hit.

Put me down for 3 pairs of large in black lace.
For MrsD you understand.

 

[Exlaser2]

Afternoon all. No riding for me today , too windy, too wet and tbh I am not feeling the love. Decided to walk a couple of miles to our nearest halford to pick up a white touch up pen to use on my daughters boat . Only to find it’s been closed since March ! Why is any bike shop closed at this time ,even one as useless as Halfords 😂

 

[GM]

....I've got to blame screenman for me thinking it's Saturday. Woke up this morning switching the radio on thinking it's time for Tony Blackburns S.O.T.S. ...Ich bin ein dummkopf

 

[numbnuts]

If Mrs WD, Mo and Monkers doesn't come back this thread will not have the sparkle that it had before 😢

 

[Dave7]

If Mrs WD, Mo and Monkers doesn't come back this thread will not have the sparkle that it had before 😢

Hang on......have I missed something? Have WD&Mo done one?.....surely not!!!