The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

1st attempt. I am quite pleased with it.

 

[welsh dragon]

1st attempt. I am quite pleased with it.
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Mrs D has done a fine job there

 

[Dave7]

Mrs D has done a fine job there

MrsD sends her thanks to you.
Be careful how you respond, she still asks who these blooomers belong to.

 

[Dirk]

1st attempt. I am quite pleased with it.
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When are you going back to have it finished?

 

[Dave7]

When are you going back to have it finished?

Whatchit mate....just watchit.
If you're lookin for a fight I've got mates wif levver belts dat fick

 

[numbnuts]

1st attempt. I am quite pleased with it.
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It didn't need cutting

 

[welsh dragon]

MrsD sends her thanks to you.
Be careful how you respond, she still asks who these blooomers belong to.

I shall keep schtum. You can always tell her you are taking parachute lessons and they are a new kind of parachute.

 

[Landsurfer]

The sprogs are bathed .... just eat ordered ...... phones corralled, laptops switched off, PC's disabled ... Kindles hidden ..... just one of the TV's powered up ........
Time for ...... The Tour .......

aagggh ! .........

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

I've been cutting my own hair for the past 25 years.
Must've save a fortune!

Same here, ditto

 

[screenman]

Just had a phone call from the hairdresser offering me an appointment on 21st July. It’s good they are looking after their regulars first before getting swamped with others wanting fitted in.

Pam just got one for the 10th, she is very pleased.

 

[screenman]

Maybe it was your good self then. Did you replace an integrated one with a free standing type ?

MrsDs is July 3rd.......yes I know.
Mine is in 5 minutes. Should be interesting. Boorrowed clippers and first time she has attempted this.
I am p*ssing myself.

I swapped a integrated for a free standing.

 

[welsh dragon]

I just get Mr WD to chop a couple of inches off the bottom of mine now and again. No need for a hairdresser for me. It's long anyway and I normally keep it up.

 

[Dave7]

I swapped a integrated for a free standing.

Thought it was you.
What make did you go for?
We decided to stick with integrated. More money but its that or leave it to the family.
As I said, we are very pleased with the whole thing.

 

[screenman]

Pledge for mine, I have the perfect hair style for a swimmer.

 

[screenman]

800 kilo bag of gravel emptied, barrowed 20 yards and raked out level in about an hour, us oldies have still got it. Just hope I still have it when I wake up in the morning. As for helping me choose a new mattress you lot are as much use as a chocolate tea pot.