The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Oh sh*t..... I have just thrown up

Doesn't prove what the temperature is though.

 

[welsh dragon]

Thank God your sitting down and the photo is a side view only.

 

[Landsurfer]

AAAGGGGGHHHHH ! I can never unsee that ............

 

[welsh dragon]

I must learn to walk away from the people on other threads

 

[numbnuts]

Thank God your sitting down and the photo is a side view only.

Blame Dave7 he was the one that said "I was telling porkies"

 

[Landsurfer]

We have lost the battle .......
Many times we have fought this foe ....
All possible routes have been explored ...
And yet .....

We have failed .........

The girls have Nits ! !

Julie has put on the sacred Armour of Hedrin and as we talk she moves into battle .....

We will not be defeated..... Again .....

Personally i blame Boris .. if he hadn't relaxed lockdown then the girls wouldn't have met up with that Lorna ..... we know where they came from .... she's as bad as her mother .......

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

HELP. ADVICE NEEDED.

Today was blowing at 40 to 45 mph. Walking home after taking car for MOT was a challenge.
Tomorrow the winds are going to be a nice "gentle" 20 to 25 mph.
My riding buddy has just texted me time and place to meet😱😱😱
I never said I wanted to go, but it's his turn fof coffee and cake.

What should I do?
Cry chicken?
Get the winter bike out?
Get infected with this virus?
Man up and show that I'm a true hard norvenner?

PLEASE CHOOSE FOR ME.

 

[welsh dragon]

We have lost the battle .......
Many times we have fought this foe ....
All possible routes have been explored ...
And yet .....

We have failed .........

The girls have Nits ! !

Julie has put on the sacred Armour of Hedrin and as we talk she moves into battle .....

We will not be defeated..... Again .....

Personally i blame Boris .. if he hadn't relaxed lockdown then the girls wouldn't have met up with that Lorna ..... we know where they came from .... she's as bad as her mother .......

My daugter had really long hair and I remember spending hours with the nit comb then pouring the smelly stuff all over her head and leaving it for 24 hours before washing it all off then going through her hair again. Good luck. Stay strong. And you will succeed and win the fight

 

[Dave7]

HELP. ADVICE NEEDED.

Today was blowing at 40 to 45 mph. Walking home after taking car for MOT was a challenge.
Tomorrow the winds are going to be a nice "gentle" 20 to 25 mph.
My riding buddy has just texted me time and place to meet😱😱😱
I never said I wanted to go, but it's his turn fof coffee and cake.

What should I do?
Cry chicken?
Get the winter bike out?
Get infected with this virus?
Man up and show that I'm a true hard norvenner?

PLEASE CHOOSE FOR ME.

Number one

 

[PaulSB]

We used to use conditioner and an ordinary comb to control nits. Works a dream, cheap, fragrant and ready to hand when needed. Always works.

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

Number one

I like what you did there 👍

 

[PaulSB]

HELP. ADVICE NEEDED.

Today was blowing at 40 to 45 mph. Walking home after taking car for MOT was a challenge.
Tomorrow the winds are going to be a nice "gentle" 20 to 25 mph.
My riding buddy has just texted me time and place to meet😱😱😱
I never said I wanted to go, but it's his turn fof coffee and cake.

What should I do?
Cry chicken?
Get the winter bike out?
Get infected with this virus?
Man up and show that I'm a true hard norvenner?

PLEASE CHOOSE FOR ME.

All my buddies would bail in those winds - just a question of who wimps out first! 😄

We buy our own coffee and cake, much simpler.

 

[Dave7]

We have lost the battle .......
Many times we have fought this foe ....
All possible routes have been explored ...
And yet .....

We have failed .........

The girls have Nits ! !

Julie has put on the sacred Armour of Hedrin and as we talk she moves into battle .....

We will not be defeated..... Again .....

Personally i blame Boris .. if he hadn't relaxed lockdown then the girls wouldn't have met up with that Lorna ..... we know where they came from .... she's as bad as her mother .......

Where is nitty Norah when you need her.
We went through it several times with our meticulously clean daughter. It has nothing to do with cleanliness and if I remember correctly they live on the scalp not in the hair.
My tip.......if available, Nanas (grandmas) are brilliant when you cant face the problem.

 

[Landsurfer]

Where is nitty Norah when you need her.
We went through it several times with our meticulously clean daughter. It has nothing to do with cleanliness and if I remember correctly they live on the scalp not in the hair.
My tip.......if available, Nanas (grandmas) are brilliant when you cant face the problem.

We are the Nanas ... and the Grandad ...... the children are in our care .....................

 

[Dave7]

We are the Nanas ... and the Grandad ...... the children are in our care .....................

There you are then.....problem solved. Dead simps