The Retirement Thread

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screenman

Squire
I have been really good today, only just started my first G&T of the day.
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
Not a confession but on the subject.
I have said before, both me and MrsD were brought up in strict religious households**. Both escaped got away years ago.
But as a result of being brought up to "believe" we were both virgins when we married. Not a problem as we quickly rectified that ^_^ and have been happily rectifying it ever since ^_^^_^.
All in all a bl**dy good marriage.
**grandson No 1 often reminds us......"grandad, if it had not been for that religion you would not have met and we would not be here".....a sobering thought really.
 

Landsurfer

Veteran
Married at 20 ... Loads of love and 3 wonderful children ... 12 years later she holds my hand .. Looks into my eyes, tells me how much she loves me ...
And tells me all about my friends wives that she has slept with......
She loves me, but has all the children she wants, and although I'm lovely ..... She is moving to Bexhill with Leanne and the horses.
:laugh::laugh:.
BUT ... Unknown to her I was sleeping with her best friend as well... HA !!!
And after 15 years of joy together, we married .. 14 years ago ... on the 14th of February, in the hotel i worked in as a 15 year old pot boy ....
And lived happily ever after ....
Modern families ... You couldn't make it up !!!

And Yes ... Carol and Leanne are still together and annoyingly happy ......... .... although both horses have died of old age ..... small ha ! .... I liked the horses ... and Leanne ..... ^_^
 
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Landsurfer

Veteran
Forcast is, sadly, for rain and thunder on Friday. Hope its better your way.

:okay: .....Yes .. i can't count .... lol ....

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classic33

Leg End Member
Bonjour! Talking about weddings, many couples spend thousands of pounds on their special day, only to get divorced a few years later. When I married again in 1987, we organised it all ourselves: the food, hired a room in a local pub and married at Registry Office. The whole lot for a few hundred pounds and everyone enjoyed it. Still together 33 years later with all the ups and downs of married life of course but that's life.
Forrest Gumps Mama was wrong!

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=onTpfxzjr6U
 
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