The Retirement Thread

[Dirk]

Sorry carcass elevation programme run and completed. Errr... morning all. Now where did I just put my tea?

Morning all

Welcome to the thread Monkers.
Just don't mention bloomers to @Dave7

 

[Drago]

Eh? What the story with @Dave7 and Bloomers? Bloomers, bloomers, bloomers, bloomers, bloomers, bloomers.

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning all

Welcome to the thread Monkers.
Just don't mention bloomers to @Dave7

I am toying with the idea of changing into my spring bloomers.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I am toying with the idea of changing into my spring bloomers.

Careful you don't get goose bumps in strange places, its still a bit chilly out there.

 

[welsh dragon]

Unlike Drago who just leaves his Y fronts standing in a corner until they are needed again, I will give my winter bloomers a thorough hose down before putting them away

 

[welsh dragon]

Careful you don't get goose bumps in strange places, its still a bit chilly out there.

Good point

 

[monkers]

Morning all

Welcome to the thread Monkers.

Thank you Dirk.

Just don't mention bloomers to @Dave7

I'm tempted to ask, but the inner voice of experience has sounded an alarm.

 

[Drago]

I don't leave my Y fronts anywhere. I simply keep them on continuously so I never lose them.

Perhaps we should start a retirement thread guide for new members, listing all the conversation tips of consequence? I'll start...

Dragos Y fronts
Welshies bloomers
Dave7s rampant alcoholism
Dirks false teeth
PaulSBs large capacity colostolmy bag that gets tangled up in the spokes.

Any more?

 

[welsh dragon]

I don't leave my Y fronts anywhere. I simply keep them on continuously so I never lose them.

Perhaps we should start a retirement thread guide for new members, listing all the conversation tips of consequence? I'll start...

Dragos Y fronts
Welshies bloomers
Dave7s rampant alcoholism
Dirks false teeth
PaulSBs large capacity colostolmy bag that gets tangled up in the spokes.

Any more?

 

[Drago]

Numbnuts naketness whenever he answers the front door to girl guides.
Screenmans dirty mac.

 

[Drago]

Tenkaykevs uncanny resemblance to Benny Hill.

 

[gavroche]

Good morning all. My dog must have had funny dreams last night. She was making strange noises and her legs were kicking . I wonder what they dream about? Another day .

 

[Drago]

Gavroches collection of Victorian crack pipes.

 

[welsh dragon]

Gavroches collection of Victorian crack pipes.

And we mustn't forget, Drago the ultimate floosey, flouncer.

And his modesty is legendary

 

[Dave7]

Well that was a good kip. Was in bed before 2200, straight to sleep and woke at 0730 (just one pee break around 0500).
Cloudy and miserable here. It was only a few days ago they promised us high teens°. Lucky if we hit double figures today.
Todays job is all the filing and shredding that I should have done some days ago.
I need a cold shower first.....all this talk of Welshies bloomers.