The Retirement Thread

[numbnuts]

Good morning. Just been told off by my wife for not watering enough the hanging baskets on the decking. Apparently, they are dead now. I have never been much of a gardener to be fair so next time I will just stick to cutting the grass, at least I can't go wrong doing that.

I've never understood why people want hanging baskets, plants should be in the ground not in the air.

 

[Drago]

Right, my new brass trigger guard for the shotgun has arrived. A quiet morning fiddling and fettling to get that fitted.

 

[gavroche]

Blowing a gale here today and rather cloudy so glad I went for a ride yesterday. I think I will finish the bike stand I started yesterday.

 

[numbnuts]

I've just put the fan away to see if the sun will come out again and now making a chocolate cake

 

[Dave7]

You need a fresh start with someone from another country

I would only go for a woman of a certain age.
And even then, only if she wears pink bloomers.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've never understood why people want hanging baskets, plants should be in the ground not in the air.

We have hanging baskets, my Good Lady buys them I look after them

 

[gavroche]

WE have hanging baskets, my Good Lady buys them I look after them

I hope you water them properly.

 

[numbnuts]

I would only go for a woman of a certain age.
And even then, only if she wears pink bloomers.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I hope you water them properly.

Watered most days and fed once a month,

 

[welsh dragon]

Just put a coconut cake in the oven.

 

[Drago]

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Did you get those from Vanessa Feltz?

 

[classic33]

You need a fresh start with someone from another country

Wales is a principality though.

 

[Drago]

Wales is a principality though.

Are we merging with the factoid thread?

 

[classic33]

Are we merging with the factoid thread?

You ever seen a retired factoid?

 

[welsh dragon]

Are we merging with the factoid thread?

Heaven forbid