The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

What i want to know is, why the local birds have suddenly started finding my car attractive? I came out a little over a week ago to find the car looking like it had been dive bombed by a seagull with the squirts and had to have a clean up, again a few days later and I was cleaning bird s*** of the car, today I came out of the club and they had done it again, so this afternoon I was cleaning bird s*** off the car again.

I keep mine in the garage. Sorry to laugh but I found that quite funny

 

[roadrash]

Q...what do you do if a bird sh!ts on your car

A.... don't take her out again

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I keep mine in the garage. Sorry to laugh but I found that quite funny

Unfortunately I don't have a garage.

 

[welsh dragon]

Unfortunately I don't have a garage.

I was In Welshpool once and saw a car that looked like about 100 birds had targeted it. It was covered In bird droppings.

 

[classic33]

What i want to know is, why the local birds have suddenly started finding my car attractive? I came out a little over a week ago to find the car looking like it had been dive bombed by a seagull with the squirts and had to have a clean up, again a few days later and I was cleaning bird s*** of the car, today I came out of the club and they had done it again, so this afternoon I was cleaning bird s*** off the car again.

This it?

 

[roadrash]

nah ....its this one
..

 

[welsh dragon]

This it?
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Looks like the one I saw.

 

[welsh dragon]

nah ....its this one
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Eeewww

 

[Deleted member 1258]

This it?
View attachment 472715

nah ....its this one
.. View attachment 472716

I've seen them that bad at times

 

[172traindriver]

Morning. Hot overcast and muggy here.

Complaining?
Did it cool down?

 

[172traindriver]

Good morning from a very murky Coventry, at least its not raining, the bonus with the murky mornings is I get to sleep in a bit, half six this morning, no bright sun waking me up about five, but it would be nice to have some sunshine

Looking better tomorrow

 

[172traindriver]

It's between two of us.
I'll only have a snack tonight.

I hope you did

 

[172traindriver]

Right......I need impartial advice on a 2 part question
a) do I have grounds for divorce and
b) if so, will @welsh dragon elope with me

After our holiday, as you do, we agreed on a diet. Golf today and they do put on some nice food eg sausage, egg n chips etc. So, with Mrs Ds reminder of "dont forget your diet" ringing in my lughole I ordered a chicken salad.
Mrs D is out with her aunty & cousin, eating at our local. So, on my way home I called in to say hello and asked "what have you eaten"?
Answer..........fish, chips and mushy peas followed by apple pie and custard .
I await your thoughts

Your offer to Welshie for a meal was involved there so maybe you will get your wish to run off into the sunset with her.
However will you stick to a diet to keep her once you have got her?

 

[172traindriver]

Well done Mrs D.

Are you tempted to run off with him then Welshie?

 

[Dirk]

I hope you did

I did.