The Retirement Thread

[172traindriver]

What?

Dont you bother

 

[welsh dragon]

Dont you bother

Sod that. I do not iron.

 

[Dirk]

Which one did you choose?

The most expensive one, of course!

 

[welsh dragon]

There are some weird programmes on the TV. Just looking at the list, on Channel 5 there is a programme called "Me and my sex doll".

 

[172traindriver]

There are some weird programmes on the TV. Just looking at the list, on Channel 5 there is a programme called "Me and my sex doll".

What is the name of yours?

 

[welsh dragon]

What is the name of yours?

I would want one that does the housework.

 

[172traindriver]

I would want one that does the housework.

Clothed or naked?

 

[numbnuts]

Sod that. I do not iron.

WHAT !!!!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

We were down the club tonight with my Brother In Law and his wife and I won a tenner on the bingo.

 

[PaulSB]

Hello. This morning it is so. so we'll see how long that lasts. I shall make the most of it and turn the cat feeding run in to a 20 miler.

Disappointed with The Book of Mormon last night. I've read it is hilarious, offensive in parts and an all round good production. Afraid I can't agree with that.

There was no doubting the skills of the performers, timing was good, dance routines flawless, lots of high energy. BUT many of the songs sounded very similar, different words but similar tunes, a lot of the dance choreography similarly seem to repeat itself. Hilarious? A few good gags I've forgotten now but mainly mild titters. Offensive ? Well yes if you're a Mormon. Apparently people walk out of this show after 15-20 minutes - possibly they left the gas on.

Very average musical and I don't understand why it's so hugely popular or still running.

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning peeps.

 

[screenman]

Morning all, got in about 4am so decided on a lie in, just been down the road to pick up a loaf as I have the fancy for a bit of toast and the cupboard was bare. have fun.

 

[Mo1959]

Morning all, got in about 4am so decided on a lie in, just been down the road to pick up a loaf as I have the fancy for a bit of toast and the cupboard was bare. have fun.

Mmmmm toast......one of these things when you smell someone making it, you can't resist a slice, or two!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

morning folks, I'e been watching Moto GP highlights on the tablet this morning, time for a then off to yoga.

 

[numbnuts]