I don't know why, but I just don't want to join my local club. I just want to go out there and cycle by myself where and when I want to go. I don't want to be stuck with a bunch of bike snobs* telling me that I should do this that and the other.
As for bike handling though, I agree, I have seen some things out there which quite frankly irritates me.
* - Actually, I came across one on the train one morning, presumably going to the club (the one in Clydebank) with his brand new white Boardman. I was out on the winter bike, and you could see him judging me for it, the twat. I decided not to mention that that was by far the worst bike I had as I didn't want to stoop to his level.
This is an understandable view, but it doesn't fit at all with the club my teenage boy recently joined. There are bikes and riders of all ages. Everyone seems friendly.
Boy has an unfashionable and unsexy bike - and everyone is just helpful and cheerful and supportive.
Of course there are the carbon missiles who've sharpened their chins for greater speed, wear smurf hats back-to-front and have almost-solid tyres that growl even on the smoothest tarmac... but even they are pleasant and helpful at events.
I imagine there are bike snobs out there, but not I think at old-fashioned, down-to-earth cycling clubs. A lot of it might be perception.
I know one or two middle-aged, Johnny-come-lately, carbo-sportive faddists, but even they are not snobby about their featherlight whizzbangs that weigh less than a mule fart. Those I've come across (and they are all men) seem fully aware that they are having a poor man's MLC and are recognised by the wider world as slightly geeky.
Often, when someone appears to be 'judging you' for your bike, I'm sure the're just noting that the chain is a little slack...
The OP was an absolute cracker. This is true of many sports, but it is something I hadn't thought of and am now rather envious that I didn't.