The Olympic Walking event:

[Mad Doug Biker]

I saw a comment on here about why they all walk like there is a mars bar stuck up their bum. I cannot find this now, so I will post this here:


View: https://youtu.be/W1sxFgTUbWo



If you have any sports you want to explain, post it here!

 

[TVC]

Could someone please explain the apparent popularity of professional football.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Could someone please explain the apparent popularity of professional football.

I cannot comment on that one, sorry.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why don't the track cyclists get giddy? What with all that going round and round. Explain that, Doug.

They have Butlers to get giddy for them!

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Why do Equestrianists have to dress like Ringmasters at a Travelling Circus ?

 

[Dave 123]

Why do women power lifters have a clean snatch?

 

[dan_bo]

I saw a comment on here about why they all walk like there is a mars bar stuck up their bum. I cannot find this now, so I will post this here:


View: https://youtu.be/W1sxFgTUbWo



If you have any sports you want to explain, post it here!

Should be dubbed the 50K mince.

 

[TVC]

Fencing, is that actually a sport?

 

[Venod]

Why doesn't the horse dancing have a bopping event.

 

[sheddy]

Golf - someone should remind them this is the Olympics, they should try to run around the course.

 

[stephec]

Why doesn't the horse dancing have a bopping event.

Yeah, all they do is prance around a bit.

Even the sacrificial fat bloke/woman on strictly does better.

 

[Roadrider48]

Why do women power lifters have a clean snatch?

Because the men "clean their jerk"

 

[Roadrider48]

Why do they refer to some of the competitors for example: The shooting shotguns ones as "athletes" ?

 

[Roadrider48]

Because they are someone who is proficient in a sport perchance? It's a particularly British thing to treat it as applying mainly to track and field events.

Quite a bit of stretch of the word athlete though, isn't it?

 

[Roadrider48]

Not really...

LOL....