The most Completely pointless cycle accessories ever made

[youngoldbloke]

While on this theme, what about Trotify?

 

[Mr. Mitchell]

While on this theme, what about Trotify?

Coconuts? You'd certainly be faster with this set up than Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot, King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England, was.

 

[PlymSlimCyclist]

Coconuts? You'd certainly be faster with this set up than Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot, King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England, was.

Where'd you get the coconuts?

 

[Cubist]

Not just accessories, also parts! Hite-rite, Kool- Tool, combination frame bag/shoulder strap, Tuffy Tape, Green tyres, Biopace, magura hydraulic rim brakes, Brooks saddles, 'centre ridge' tyres, suspension seatposts, Airzound, womens specific design, flourescent yellow anything, helmets.....

Your thoughts on chain cleaners that have a little tank of degreaser and a whirly brush system please?