The Jokes Thread

[Mr Phoebus]

Two chaps were looking in a shop window admiring the plasma TV's.
One said to the other "Ooh, I really like that 40" one over there"
His mate replied "Nah! That's the one I'd get"
Cyclops overheard this, then started laying into him.

 

[red_tom]

I had an accident with some farm machinery.

It was harrowing.

 

[col]

It seems my jokes were found offensive by some,please accept my apologies as that was not the intent,they made me laugh when i heard them,as simple as thatill be a bit more careful in what i post in the future,again sorry about that

 

[goo_mason]

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre, so the barman gave her one.

 

[col]

The CN Tower is Canada's most recognizable and celebrated icon and it
celebrated its 30th anniversary last year.

At a height of 553.33m (1,815 ft., 5 inches), it's the World's Tallest
Building, almost twice as tall as the Eiffel Tower and is able to withstand
an earthquake of 8.5 on the Richter scale.

It's also an important telecommunications hub, and the centre of tourism in
Toronto.

Check out the photo, it's a real masterpiece.

 

[Keith Oates]

that was a good photo but someone has put a red mark on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dayvo]

Nice one, col!
You sure it was the CN Tower, though?
Looked more like the Twin Towers, to me!

 

[urbanrider]

The CN Tower is Canada's most recognizable and celebrated icon and it
celebrated its 30th anniversary last year.

At a height of 553.33m (1,815 ft., 5 inches), it's the World's Tallest
Building, almost twice as tall as the Eiffel Tower and is able to withstand
an earthquake of 8.5 on the Richter scale.

It's also an important telecommunications hub, and the centre of tourism in
Toronto.

Check out the photo, it's a real masterpiece.

Now there's a couple of mountings i wouldn't mind riding
keep it clean lads, keep it clean

 

[Tetedelacourse]

I've been up there. An experience I'll never forget!!

 

[col]

Lucky you

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Sad but true - that photo has been enhanced - I've seen the original...

































the CN tower isn't as big in real life.

 

[stevenb]

A farmer won an award for growing phalic shaped vegetables in his field in the suffolk countryside. Since his recent fame he's having trouble with squatters.