The illogical and bizarre statements that people make

[neil_merseyside]

Listen mush. I was dragged up in Seacombe, New Brighton then Moreton so I know proper gramaaar when I sees it.

Small world

I was born in Leasowe, then moved to Moreton.

Seacombe! <cowers>

 

[Dave7]

Small world

I was born in Leasowe, then moved to Moreton.

Seacombe! <cowers>

Leasowe.....the Ponderosa??

 

[All uphill]

Me:"Now?"

Friend "Yes, now in a minute"

Me: ?!*?

 

[neil_merseyside]

Leasowe.....the Ponderosa??

Indian village - go in after dark and get scalped...

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Overheard on a bus:

"These roadworks are terrible. It's taken us half an hour to go 10 minutes"

 

[Bobario]

Leasowe.....the Ponderosa??

More commonly known as Dodge City when I were a lad.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I attended the funeral of an elderly neighbour, long-term family friend and well known member of the local community earlier today and as I was sitting in the church waiting for the service to start, I overheard a man in the pew behind talking to the person beside him say "I knew that she was ill but I didn't know that she wasn't well!"

I had to try hard not to laugh out loud and ended up in a fit of coughing...

Don't you mean you ended up in a fit of coffin?

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Overheard on a bus:

"These roadworks are terrible. It's taken us half an hour to go 10 minutes"

Makes perfect sense. It took half an hour to do the distance that would normally have taken 10 minutes if not for the roadworks.

 

[mustang1]

Illogical and bizarre statements are normal. It's only when you say logical stuff that you need to worry.

 

[Dave7]

And where was you dragged up then Lah.

 

[derrick]

Just spoke to my mum. She is having a party for her 90th birthday in July. She said she is looking forward to it as your are only 90 once.😂😂😂

 

[Andy in Germany]

Just spoke to my mum. She is having a party for her 90th birthday in July. She said she is looking forward to it as your are only 90 once.😂😂😂

Reminds me of my dad at my Gran's 101st (!) Birthday. He suggested to a nurse that the cake may be less than healthy as it was a very gooey sponge. She responded: "She's 101 love, there's no need to plan for the future now..."

PS: My Gran finally died a week after her 103rd birthday...

 

[Andy in Germany]

Illogical and bizarre statements are normal. It's only when you say logical stuff that you need to worry.

Careful, that's a dangerously logical statement.

 

[derrick]

Reminds me of my dad at my Gran's 101st (!) Birthday. He suggested that the cake may be less than healths as it was a very gooey sponge. She responded: "She's 101 love, there's no need to plan for the future now..."

PS: My Gran finally died a week after her 103rd birthday...

That's a good innings.

 

[Andy in Germany]

That's a good innings.

Indeed,on an early diet and hygiene standards that would make your arteries fur up just from the description.

Her earliest memory was seeing a Zeppelin bombing Walsall. This happened on January 31, 1916.