The "I wouldn't say thread..."

[Nibor]

I wouldn't say elecrtric Andy is but he has never been seen charging his Tesla

 

[Electric_Andy]

Oh I messed up, I didn't read the rules about the previous poster

 

[Slick]

I wouldn't say Andy is electric, but he is always asked to switch on the Christmas lights in Skipton.

 

[Drago]

I wouldn't say Slicks hair is greasy, but his nickname at school was Torrey Canyon.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I wouldn't say Drags knows his stuff, but if I recall correctly, he wasn't posting anything on here when the lads stormed the Iranian Embassy back in '80.

 

[Drago]

I wouldn't say Toshiba Boy is addicted to cheese, but when he runs out of Olay he uses Primua.

 

[Chris S]

I wouldn't say Drago's Y-fronts are toxic but they were mistaken for biological weapons and started a Gulf War.

 

[Drago]

I wouldn't say Chris S loves the environment, but he flew on a 747 all the way from New Zealand to join JSO.

 

[Slick]

I wouldn't say Chris S loves the environment, but he flew on a 747 all the way from New Zealand to join JSO.

I wouldn't say Drago was thick, but he tried to sign up for just stop oil and ended up engaging the services of just top soil.

 

[Drago]

I wouldnt say slick is fat, but his kids call him Peter Griffin.

 

[Nibor]

I wouldn't say Drago is strong but I can Smell him from Accrington!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I wouldn't say Nibor is a cliche as such, but he still goes round telling everyone " I played for Accrington Stanley," pauses, waits for the proverbial "Who?" and then replies "Eggsackly!"

 

[Drago]

I wouldn't say Toshiba Boy has no morals, but his company supplies the chlorine for Michael Barrymore's pool.

 

[Chris S]

I wouldn't say Accy Cyclist is grumpy but he's suing the creator of Victor Meldrew for royalties.

 

[Slick]

I wouldn't say Chris S is violent, but he has never been seen at the same time as the phantom flan flinger.