The Hilliest Routes In The UK?

[blazed]

Fitness wise i am a machine, during my bupa assessment they confirmed this as well as saying my lung capacity was one of the biggest they had seen. I need harder routes, ive been riding on the fast lane of the motorway lately but that is not cutting it. I need the biggest hills and when i conquer them i am going to stand at the top naked like a zulu warrior. So where are these hills? Once a week i will drive to them however far and leave my mark.

 

[Globalti]

I think you need one of these Mate:

It's a BMW.

 

[joolsybools]

Lake District, lots of hills there especially around the bit I know Appleyby in Westmorland (nearish Penrith)

 

[HLaB]

If you ever get up to Scotland this list may help.

 

[jeltz]

Fitness wise i am a machine, during my bupa assessment they confirmed this as well as saying my lung capacity was one of the biggest they had seen.

Are you sure they said lung capacity not ego?

 

[Speck]

Fitness wise i am a machine, during my bupa assessment they confirmed this as well as saying my lung capacity was one of the biggest they had seen. I need harder routes, ive been riding on the fast lane of the motorway lately but that is not cutting it. I need the biggest hills and when i conquer them i am going to stand at the top naked like a zulu warrior. So where are these hills? Once a week i will drive to them however far and leave my mark.

You need one of these:

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/bullshit-button/index.html

 

[Landslide]

...one of the biggest they had seen...

I bet they say that to all the boys...

 

[blazed]

I bet they say that to all the boys...

Maybe although the lady doing the checks was a milf and i could see she wanted a piece of the piranha.

 

[adscrim]

So where are these hills? Once a week i will drive to them however far and leave my mark.

Pu**y, you should cycle to them as a warm-up - however far!

ps This is fun! http://www.bikehike.co.uk/mapview.php?id=14526

 

[ianrauk]

I think you should stick to cycling on the mortorways

 

[Corvette chic]

WTF's a milf then? hills you want then sign up for the wild wales route http://www.vcmelyd.co.uk/node/829

 

[addictfreak]

Blazed

My I suggest a bigger helmet too!

 

[addictfreak]

Corvette

You must lead a sheltered life MILF = Mum I would Like to F***

 

[Corvette chic]

Ah yes or maybe you have a depraved life?

 

[Arch]

Isn't Rosedale Chimney reckoned to be one of the worst?

Five arrows on an OS map, and 1 in 3 in places....

http://www.britishcycling.org.uk/web/site/BC/lei/News2008/20080603_event_preview_ryedale_rumble.asp