VelvetUnderpants
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I ate all of the raspberry pavlova in the fridge so that Mrs Pants wouldn't worry that it may
make her bum look big in her dress
make her bum look big in her dress
That's got to be the ultimate self sacrifice.I ate all of the raspberry pavlova in the fridge so that Mrs Pants wouldn't worry that it may
make her bum look big in her dress
I mugged a beggar and stole his money to save him from the demon drink. All he has was 2 quid.Not today but on Monday i gave a beggar/wino 2 quid so he could get pissed up on super strength cider.
I've made a rod for my own back! While walking round Accy town centre this aft' i was accosted by 2 wino women giving me flannel about how smart i looked in my stripey blazer and white tennis shoes,blah blah, when they suddenly asked for a tenner! Yes,not a couple of quid but a whole ten pounds! I said it didn't carry cash so they left it at that. However when i went to the cashpoint to get a mini statement they reappeared,again asking for money. I told them that i'm not into the habit of giving money away,but then they said "But you gave (wino's name which i can't remember) a fiver the other day". I fiver i thought? 🤔 Anyway,i still refused and then they called me by my first name and said they know where i live!I mugged a beggar and stole his money to save him from the demon drink. All he has was 2 quid.
TBH he didn't show a lot of gratitude
Sounds like youre in luck Accy. These wizened, toothless, drug and alcohol addled old crones sound like they want to pop round to 'earn' a donation from you. Time for the Barry White 8 track and a dash of Old Spice.I've made a rod for my own back! While walking round Accy town centre this aft' i was accosted by 2 wino women giving me flannel about how smart i looked in my stripey blazer and white tennis shoes,blah blah, when they suddenly asked for a tenner! Yes,not a couple of quid but a whole ten pounds! I said it didn't carry cash so they left it at that. However when i went to the cashpoint to get a mini statement they reappeared,again asking for money. I told them that i'm not into the habit of giving money away,but then they said "But you gave (wino's name which i can't remember) a fiver the other day". I fiver i thought! 🤔 Anyway,i still refused and then they called me by my first name and said they know where i live!
The James Bond of Accrington. 😂Sounds like youre in luck Accy. These wizened, toothless, drug and alcohol addled old crones sound like they want to pop round to 'earn' a donation from you. Time for the Barry White 8 track and a dash of Old Spice.
The James Bond of Accrington. 😂