I'll concede that there is a worrying amount of plaid patterns. I'm going to have to work that one. Wrong-coloured hotel wallpaper has got me in to serious trouble before now - I haven't heard the last of Harwich 2010. But, in fairness, the hotels in the south of France were variable. Not that I didn't get in to trouble for those as well....dammit she once walked out of the Plaza. I'm doomed. Better snuggle up to Greg....Which works until about the borders, at which point the scented hotel becomes a scented b+b, the scent becomes stale fag-smoke and the duvet becomes nylon sheets under a cellular blanket.