The Football.....

[ianrauk]

And Bradford City.

And also cricket for Derbyshire.

 

[craigwend]

And I thought he was well overweight when he came back after summer break with us at Hull a few years back.Looked like he had spent all summer on a sunlounger drinking beer and eating pies.
Shame really as there is some talent there.

John Porkin at his best against TWS

 

[ianrauk]

Neil Ruddock

 

[RedRider]

"He's fat, he's round, he's always on the ground, Mickey Quinn, Mickey Quinn...."

I always heard that as 'his arse is on the ground' and usually about Sammy Lee.

Neil Ruddock

Shudder.

That Grant Holt for Norwich is a bit hefty for a footballer.

 

[MarkF]

I can top all this.............in 2001 I arrived for game at Valley Parade, from the top of the kop I saw a really lardy gutbucket in goal, I thought he was a fan or mascot and it was a "fun" thing. But, as KO neared, he didn't go away..................Friggin 'ell! It was Neville Southall, our part time keeper coach............ keeper number 1 was unfit, keeper number 2 had fallen down his stairs on the morning of the game. I couldn't believe my eyes, his shorts were as tight as drum with his gut spilling over, I could have cried, it was v Leeds too, oh the shame.

 

[RedRider]

I can top all this.............in 2001 I arrived for game at Valley Parade, from the top of the kop I saw a really lardy gutbucket in goal, I thought he was a fan or mascot and it was a "fun" thing. But, as KO neared, he didn't go away..................Friggin 'ell! It was Neville Southall, our part time keeper coach............ keeper number 1 was unfit, keeper number 2 had fallen down his stairs on the morning of the game. I couldn't believe my eyes, his shorts were as tight as drum with his gut spilling over, I could have cried, it was v Leeds too, oh the shame.

The binman. My favourite keeper (as a goalkeeping kid) even tho I was a Red.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

C'MON SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Haitch]

The binman. My favourite keeper (as a goalkeeping kid) even tho I was a Red.

Once watched Feyenoord v Everton. I think the score was seven - nil. And Southall was by far the best player on the pitch. And he used to empty my parents' bins. Top guy.

 

[AndyRM]

C'MON SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!!!

It's weird watching us play attacking, positive football for which I give Strachan a lot of credit. That wee Anya fella on the left wing is class. Mulgrew's goal was a thing of beauty.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

2-2, a good performance. Things are looking up for the first time in many years!

 

[AndyRM]

2-2, a good performance. Things are looking up for the first time in many years!

Proper commentators curse for their equaliser, banging on about how we've not won four away since 1950, aw feck they've scored!

Assume it was in London because of the large Nigerian population?

 

[accountantpete]

Tommy Lawrence was affectionately known as The Flying Pig

He let a penalty slip through his hands playing for Shankly' side in training and apologised to the boss who reportedly responded with "'if it had been a ******* meat pie you'd have caught it!"

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Proper commentators curse for their equaliser, banging on about how we've not won four away since 1950, aw feck they've scored!

Assume it was in London because of the large Nigerian population?

Aye, I shouted at the TV when they said that and seconds later the ball was in the net!

Good crowd as well, the pubs should do a roaring trade.

 

[accountantpete]

Rickie Lambert to Merseyside?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...d-for-shock-7million-switch-to-Liverpool.html

 

[Beebo]

Oh dear . Asda have made a mess of their latest England flag, with a hood.
http://news.sky.com/story/1272141/asdas-england-flag-looks-like-kkk-costume