Not being a writer and having no understanding of how the book publishing business work I never cease to be amazed at how so much dross becomes a best-seller.
As an example of my naivete; I have a very intelligent friend who thoroughly enjoys Jack Reacher novels. I could understand this if he was a young teenager.
His response to my question 'why do you read books like that?' was that they were simple, mindless fun that helped him to relax.
I had never thought of reading a book with that approach before.
I've completely sussed the ending now. Well happy. Now I have to make it happen.
And I've settled on a pen name. Ladies and gentlemen, and Accy, I give you...
Randolph Shaw.
Well, it means Shaw can be in large gold embossed letters on the front cover, and Randolph across the top in smaller letters.
It was that or Howard Bell, but Randolph Shaw won because it's more distinctive.
Two syllable first name, single syllable surname. Snappy.
Understandable growing up in Grimsby!The Trawlerman is my main nasty man,
Two syllable first name, single syllable surname. Snappy.
How many pages in 11 point text?23 pages in. I've been planning it in my mind for so long it's practically leaping from my fingers into the computer.
I'm not setting a target. With the plot I have and the scenes I've worked out that what I reckon it'll end up at.
Someone should have told Englebert Humperdinck.