The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck.....you finish it.

[Profpointy]

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Aboard the good Ship Venus
The Figure head,
Was a Nude in Bed
S******g a dead mans P***s

Not sure "like" is wholly appropriate, but I think you win the thread

 

[Smokin Joe]

The boy stood on the burning deck
When an angel came and plucked him to safety
They fell in love and got married
And lived happily ever after
And even had a daughter

I knew I'd find a rhyme somewhere