The bloke downstairs...

[longers]

At risk from pigeon droppings though.

 

[Aperitif]

At risk from pigeon croppings though.

How can they squeeze them together with enough force?

 

[longers]

About four per handle.

I think they are trained for it.

 

[fossyant]

Well........... if the bugger plays his music too loud, you can at least let his tyres down now if parked in the communal area...... ?

 

[gbb]

Do it the continental way.

Fit a couple of pulleys to the window frame and then pull the bike up outside the window. Fix in place with a wall anchor and "D LOck"



No passers by to scratch the frame, and fairly secure from opportunist theft.

Bugger, beat me to it

 

[ChrisKH]

Do it the continental way.

Fit a couple of pulleys to the window frame and then pull the bike up outside the window. Fix in place with a wall anchor and "D LOck"



No passers by to scratch the frame, and fairly secure from opportunist theft.

Well I've never seen that. But so obvious really. You could get one of those Aldi pulley systems and adapt it.

 

[Arch]

You steamed it open, didn't you?

No, it said cyclescheme on the envelope, it was obvious really, esp when I saw him with the new bike...

Anyway, he's put it on the first floor landing out of the way. A rockhopper, I think that was the name. I don't think he's actually locked it.. I lock mine, even though it's inside a yale locked door - you can't always trust people not to leave the door open, and my bike's in full view downstairs...

Fossy, that's a terrible thing to suggest...