Honestly
What a load of ********
it is CLEAR that the best for black coffee (the only kind - people who drink it with milk should be rounded up and shot) is a ginger nut
but for proper dunking you need decent (i.e. strong) tea and a hobnob
a digestive (no chocolate) can be used in emergencies
The level of peril if part of the journey and perfecting the correct time but maintaining the exact level of texture in the biscuit is an art any Real Man needs to perfect
(I have no idea about women - as my wife can confirm)
Right - that's that sorted - you can close teh thread now
P.s. dunking a Mars bar is to perverts
Knew someone who did that - he came to a bad end - vicar in a public school