The aliens are coming

[Low Gear Guy]

Forget Brexit, the aliens are coming


https://earthsky.org/space/could-oumuamua-be-an-alien-lightsail

 

[Markymark]

It’s been happening for years.

Simply closing the M1 southbound would solve it.

 

[Drago]

Thay have closed it - they built a smart motorway. One wet fart from a driver in lane 4 and the entire of southern England is cut off.

 

[Mugshot]

Of course it's aliens, here's another recent article;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-46811618

There are a number of theories about what could be causing them.

They include a neutron star with a very strong magnetic field that is spinning very rapidly, two neutron stars merging together, and, among a minority of observers, some form of alien spaceship.

My theory with yours going back home was that they saw the Trump and Brexit omnishambles and just thought "Nope!"

 

[classic33]

Forget Brexit, the aliens are coming


https://earthsky.org/space/could-oumuamua-be-an-alien-lightsail

We've still got whales.

Why'd they keep it quiet for two years though?

 

[booze and cake]

Some people think they're already here

 

[I like Skol]

It’s been happening for years.

Simply closing the M1 southbound would solve it.

Shows how little you know of the world north of the North Circular Road! You can close the M1 as much as you like, we will just divert and come in via the M40

What you really need is a wall! Why don't you build a big, solid wall around London to keep all you southern nobbers in one place out the aliens?

 

[MichaelW2]

Some people think they're already here
View attachment 447089

NFN

 

[Drago]

Of course it's aliens, here's another recent article;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-46811618

There are a number of theories about what could be causing them.

They include a neutron star with a very strong magnetic field that is spinning very rapidly, two neutron stars merging together, and, among a minority of observers, some form of alien spaceship.

My theory with yours going back home was that they saw the Trump and Brexit omnishambles and just thought "Nope!"

No no no. The aliens saw that The Donald had everything under control, so have gone off looking for another planet to sort out.

Being serious for a moment (something I find difficult) I do wonder why a civilisation would use a solar sail. The velocity that its travelling at is well withim that which chemical rockets can already deliver to us humans, so it seems odd that aliens would use such an advanced technique on the one hand but then utilise it so poorly on the other. So my guess is it is natural in origin.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

https://www.soundboard.com/sb/Close_Encounters_audio

 

[Mugshot]

Being serious for a moment (something I find difficult) I do wonder why a civilisation would use a solar sail. The velocity that its travelling at is well withim that which chemical rockets can already deliver to us humans, so it seems odd that aliens would use such an advanced technique on the one hand but then utilise it so poorly on the other. So my guess is it is natural in origin.

A planet of solar sails!!??!!

 

[Drago]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cT4dmCdmXcM&t=172s

 

[MrPie]

All I see is a bunch of “if, if, if” conjecture and an artist concept drawing. Concept drawing? Couldn’t be any more vague.

 

[booze and cake]

NFN

Sorry I'm rubbish with abbreviations, and a bit slow, is that 'Normal for Norfolk'?....Liz-2 having an East Anglian gaff, Sandringham?

 

[pawl]

A planet of solar sails!!??!!

Not more bl-+==y sales