Tea?

[classic33]

Good morning.

About to drink the first cuppa of the day.

You're sounding cheerful this morning, what's tha got out of doing?

Quarter to six and only the first cuppa!

Morning all
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You'll be busy finishing the eggs then.

Where's the option for not leaving a message. You know, "press 1 for..
, press 2 for...

Will I get away with it if the auld tosser isn't listening??

Easily, especially if you were to say you'll be headed over in his direction.

Morning??

 

[classic33]

So if you want to say rude things behind his back, now's the time...

Nothing to say that I'd not say if he were here.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

You'll be busy finishing the eggs then.

Where's the option for not leaving a message. You know, "press 1 for..
, press 2 for...

Eggsactly...

that was tomorrow's gag..
oh well..

 

[classic33]

Eggsactly...

that was tomorrow's gag..
oh well..

You'll have to come up with something else now, in eggactly 21 hours time.

 

[Andy in Germany]

You're sounding cheerful this morning, what's tha got out of doing?

I'm preparing the "I've got a job now so I don't need you any more" letter to the Employment Agency. They aren't quite up there with the UK version for sadistic nastiness, but aren't very nice to deal with....

 

[Bobby Mhor]

You'll have to come up with something else now, in eggactly 21 hours time.

Might just have a long lie...
Due one...
kinda breezy here so cut grass and other odds and sods done..
I deserve an after-Easter reduced egg
not essential shopping...

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Found this offer online accompanied by a video..
Driving and flying lessons combined..
Wow

 

[Andy in Germany]

That was still going upwards when it passed the camera.

And these are the people we are supposed to share roads with: if they can't see a road Island in those conditions, I think a yellow vest won't help much.

 

[classic33]

Might just have a long lie...
Due one...
kinda breezy here so cut grass and other odds and sods done..
I deserve an after-Easter reduced egg
not essential shopping...

Anything like a long stand.
Bits and bats as well?
What'd you cut your grass with.

The egg'll have to wait another year now. Top Tip:
If you require selection boxes this year, get them as soon as you see them. Local factory hasn't started production yet, so prices may be steep.

 

[classic33]

That was still going upwards when it passed the camera.

And these are the people we are supposed to share roads with: if they can't see a road Island in those conditions, I think a yellow vest won't help much.

Wonder if it's happend before, which might explain the raised centre. You'd have been okay on the other side though. They'll have been well clear of you.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Wonder if it's happend before, which might explain the raised centre. You'd have been okay on the other side though. They'll have been well clear of you.

With all the debris that may have been one of those occasions a h*lm*t would have helped...

 

[classic33]

With all the debris that may have been one of those occasions a h*lm*t would have helped...

Wouldn't your Akubra?

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Anything like a long stand.
Bits and bats as well?
What'd you cut your grass with.

The egg'll have to wait another year now. Top Tip:
If you require selection boxes this year, get them as soon as you see them. Local factory hasn't started production yet, so prices may be steep.

Bosch electric mower...
More a BIG bar of chocolate man....

With all the debris that may have been one of those occasions a h*lm*t would have helped...

Why did I think Helmut

 

[classic33]

Bosch electric mower...
More a BIG bar of chocolate man....

Why did I think Helmut

Depends on how big a bar. They don't seem to make the 2kg Dairy Milk/Galaxy any more.

Why not!

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Depends on how big a bar. They don't seem to make the 2kg Dairy Milk/Galaxy any more.

Why not!

2x 1kg would do...
but not Galaxy....
Bournville would suffice..