Tea? (Part 3)

[IDMark2]

Morning all, it's clouded over and even a bit cool down here this morning... dawn was bright though so is there is hope of warmer patches in the day...

 

[172traindriver]

How do you tighten your nuts then?

Be careful you could find yours being tightened

 

[172traindriver]

Were you a matron or sister?

It's the thought of the uniform isn't it

 

[172traindriver]

Sister SLEDGE(hammer) a big ouch

'I'm thinking of you'

 

[Bobby Mhor]

If anyone requires heavy rain, feel free to ask as I am sure I can spare some of this up here

 

[172traindriver]

Apparently she was a girl and a half and I don't mean literally...
Interesting woman

Joking apart I saw program on something like BBC4 about John Le Mesurier and his personal life with Hattie Jacques was certainly complicated with her moving the driver into the house etc

 

[172traindriver]

Evening peeps. . I've had a busy day today. Hope everyone has had a good day with much slurpping of tea/coffee and munching of cake.

i see the inuendos have been out in force today as usual. And hattie jaques was not a nice lady. She made her husbands life misery. Never mind. Whats all this about nuts and spanners?

Think @stephec may be about to get his nuts adjusted

 

[172traindriver]

First of all,

All women make their husbands lives miserable
We just fall for the promises

@Bobby Mhor you are on dangerous ground there mate

 

[172traindriver]

If anyone requires heavy rain, feel free to ask as I am sure I can spare some of this up here

Saw enough of that up your way last Saturday

 

[172traindriver]

I have retired the sun...

What was the sun?

 

[172traindriver]

How many camels has he offered Mr WD for your hand?

Bet Mr D snapped his hand off

 

[172traindriver]

Wow..
I forgot about that..
Jeez, a stalker...

Sounds exciting

 

[welsh dragon]

Bet Mr D snapped his hand off

Thanks a lot train driver. Im worth a few ferrets, a couple of guinea pigs, and a chicken. Any more for any more? Oh and someone was even willing to put his bike into the pot.

 

[172traindriver]

Thanks a lot train driver. Im worth a few ferrets, a couple of guinea pigs, and a chicken. Any more for any more? Oh and someone was even willing to put his bike into the pot.

Think of the pleasure Mr D will get from that lot.
Hope your new owner gets as much pleasure

 

[IDMark2]

Thanks a lot train driver. Im worth a few ferrets, a couple of guinea pigs, and a chicken. Any more for any more? Oh and someone was even willing to put his bike into the pot.

and as a bonus offer she comes with the instructional DVD called 'How to train your Dragon'.