Tea? (Part 3)

[classic33]

I was taking a pee underneath a tree in Botswana when a 6 foot long boomslang shot down out of a branch above my head, down the trunk, and into the leaf-litter at my feet. I was probably at least 24 hours from the nearest hospital, and their venom generally kills you.

I shouted for someone to fetch a camera.

Now, why are we talking about snakes?

This...

Got to get the order right though...suck the snake poison out..spit, drink the whiskey, stitch the wound, drink the whiskey, bite the end off a bullet, drink the whiskey, empty powder, drink the whiskey, light gunpowder on the wound to sterilise it, drink the whiskey, eat the snake..Is that right?

Blame @ScotiaLass.

 

[classic33]

 

[classic33]

Enjoy​

 

[ScotiaLass]

Thats getting rid of the old, proven methods that were shown to work and cutbacks within the last few years.

There's times when I've trusted the nurses more than the doctors.

Best example of this was whilst in hospital. A nurse collapsed on the ward & she ordered another nurse and a doctor to get the nurse up off the floor, onto the nearest bed. No-one questioned her orders, despite it being a male ward. "Her nurses" came second only to the patients.

Matrons word was law.
She put the fear of God into you but she was like a mother hen with her nurses. She was respected by everyone, from doctors to patients to cleaners.
Those definatley were the days!

 

[ScotiaLass]

This...

Blame @ScotiaLass.

I never mentioned snakes!
I always get the blame, it's not fair <mutter>

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Good morning Ms SL
and all those who snake along on the good ship Tealandia

Better check, eh?

Going by the lack of anyone about
a: I'm being ignored (I can see why)
b: a snake has gobbled you all up
c: you are all scared to open the living area door
d: you are all lazy sods
e; you are elsewhere looking at something, I dunno maybe streaming stuff on the internet

BUT I'm off to wwwwwwwwwwwww so have a nice day (anyone who hasn't been eaten by a snake)

Oh and a good morning to ya, Ms WD

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning good people of tealandia . Another rubbish day at chez powys.. Its very dark and its been raining all night. the heavens are about to open up again. So plenty of coffee will be needed .

hope you all have a good day ladies and gents. And don't forget, don't Wwww to hard. Bora da peeps.

 

[the_mikey]

Morning everyone, I'm off to Abertawe for Wwww again.

 

[172traindriver]

Morning good people of tealandia . Another rubbish day at chez powys.. Its very dark and its been raining all night. the heavens are about to open up again. So plenty of coffee will be needed .

hope you all have a good day ladies and gents. And don't forget, don't Wwww to hard. Bora da peeps.

Morning Mrs D

 

[172traindriver]

Morning everyone, I'm off to Abertawe for Wwww again.

Morning Mikey
Don't let the place get you down

 

[IDMark2]

Morning all. It was me, I'm sorry. I mentioned drinking the whiskey and it all went into a ever decreasing coil of forked tongue induced banter after that. Boo hiss.

Anyway, if you eat everything except the oink of a pig, did WD eat the rattle of that snake?

And if SL pulled that stitch, how long did she get? In Swansea, can anyone hear you scream? And a. I'm ignoring you Bob.

 

[stephec]

I was taking a pee underneath a tree in Botswana when a 6 foot long boomslang shot down out of a branch above my head, down the trunk, and into the leaf-litter at my feet. I was probably at least 24 hours from the nearest hospital, and their venom generally kills you.

I shouted for someone to fetch a camera.

Now, why are we talking about snakes?

Is it best not to ask why you wanted the camera?

 

[stephec]

I never mentioned snakes!
I always get the blame, it's not fair <mutter>

That's because you're a naughty girl.

Morning all, first three days of the week in Sheffield for me.

 

[classic33]

That's because you're a naughty girl.

Morning all, first three days of the week in Sheffield for me.

Sara_H is in Sheffield!

 

[0lonerider]

afernoon ?anyone lol