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This might sound really stupid, but...Have you ever eaten wine gums while drinking wine?Im like that with wine gums., I eat them until I feel as if I'm going to be sick.
It's a farking taste orgasm.
This might sound really stupid, but...Have you ever eaten wine gums while drinking wine?Im like that with wine gums., I eat them until I feel as if I'm going to be sick.
<stands up> I'm Laura and I haven't had a biscuit for 18 months. <waits for applause>I'm not sure this is appropriate for this thread, but here we go:
I am ****ing obsessed with chocolate biscuits. There is something wrong with me.
I thought I'd kicked the habit with six weeks without a biscuit of any sort, but out of nowhere a box of those really thick chocolate ones appeared in the kitchen yesterday. I've scoffed them three times since last night to the point of queesiness, forgoing meals to consume more of them.
Thankfully I binned the rest this afternoon, but only thirty minutes ago I started scavenging to find them again, in the hope they'd been hidden rather than disposed of.
Man, I need help.
Thanks - I needed to say that.
Episode Over.
This might sound really stupid, but...Have you ever eaten wine gums while drinking wine?
It's a ****ing taste orgasm.
<stands up> I'm Laura and I haven't had a biscuit for 18 months. <waits for applause>
It was all a blur.Sure it was your knees?
I should have added it's not through choice....does that still count? Do I still get my applause?Yayyyyy laura. Go girl
Hmmmm...bad knees, blurry vision....I think you need to see a nurseIt was all a blur.
I should have added it's not through choice....does that still count? Do I still get my applause?
I'm Laura and I miss a good hobnob (@stephec )Absolutely
All of a sudden my heart feels a bit dicky as well.Hmmmm...bad knees, blurry vision....I think you need to see a nurse
I'm Laura and I miss a good hobnob (@stephec )
I'm Classic33 and used to be a nine an hour Mars Bar man.<stands up> I'm Laura and I haven't had a biscuit for 18 months. <waits for applause>
I'm Classic33 and used to be a nine an hour Mars Bar man.
Thats just the drink going to your head. Somethings required there!All of a sudden my heart feels a bit dicky as well.
Used to be worse. Standard multipack size, pack of nine would be gone within the hour. Now down to around two three a week.NO WAY. 9 an hour?