Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
Really?Resting between sets, I can multi task better than any woman.
You married?
Really?Resting between sets, I can multi task better than any woman.
That's the last time I defend your virtue, and what if I needed medical attention?More like handbags at dawn
Last time I went I had a tooth out, and she said I was a very brave boy, even gave me a sticker to prove it.Do you want one of us brave girlie types to pedal over to hold your hand?
I think so.Really?
You married?
A. What virtue? and B. Call an ambulanceThat's the last time I defend your virtue, and what if I needed medical attention?
Do you want one of us brave girlie types to pedal over to hold your hand?
Hey, should see me at the dentist! She has to give me the kiddies numbing gel before she injects me and has to tell me everything she's doing. It's the only way I get through it!I think I'll be ok! (and no one gets to see the look of terror on my face and witness the post event trauma)
You think so?I think so.
I just do as I'm told, so I must be.You think so?
And you can multi-task. Your wife must be a very lucky woman. Have you a brother?I just do as I'm told, so I must be.
No there's only one of me.And you can multi-task. Your wife must be a very lucky woman. Have you a brother?
His idea of multi tasking is being able to tie the shoelaces on his trainers one at a time. He may even remember to put them on his feet before he does
It. Thank god theres only one of him. That's more than enough for this planet to handle. One is bad enough.