Tea? (Part 3)

[Fubar]

Look Fubs, just cause yer Haggis exploded all over your big fat slapheid....
I did miles yesterday and not a hair was out of place after it all, the shorts still had the pressed seam as straight as a die.
Live with it, porridge dip.....

Apart from that, alright mate

Top abuse Mr Mhor, I doff my cap to you, I honestly can't top that.

 

[SteCenturion]

Look Fubs, just cause yer Haggis exploded all over your big fat slapheid....
I did miles yesterday and not a hair was out of place after it all, the shorts still had the pressed seam as straight as a die.
Live with it, porridge dip.....

Apart from that, alright mate

Which hair ?....



the one in the middle ?

Comb it over at a jaunty angle so you can be down with the kids Bob.

 

[172traindriver]

Look Fubs, just cause yer Haggis exploded all over your big fat slapheid....
I did miles yesterday and not a hair was out of place after it all, the shorts still had the pressed seam as straight as a die.
Live with it, porridge dip.....

Apart from that, alright mate

Feel the Love

 

[Fubar]

Feel the Love

In Port Glasgow that kind of talk is the language of love.

 

[SteCenturion]

@SteCenturion
He wants to know if you'll go out with him. As in on a date!

I don't like dates... prunes or any wrinkly fruits...


<he's not wrinkly> ? (or a fruit) is he ?

 

[172traindriver]

Top abuse Mr Mhor, I doff my cap to you, I honestly can't top that.

He's got one on him, he's having a pop at me

 

[SteCenturion]

Top abuse Mr Mhor, I doff my cap to you, I honestly can't top that.

Please try.

 

[Fubar]

He's got one on him, he's having a pop at me

Did Morton get humped at the weekend??

 

[172traindriver]

In Port Glasgow that kind of talk is the language of love.

They have obviously got a soft side.................somewhere

 

[Fubar]

Please try.

Biding my time

 

[Fubar]

They have obviously got a soft side.................somewhere

Yup, between the ears.

 

[172traindriver]

Did Morton get humped at the weekend??

Actually they won
Will upset him even more when I tell him I am off to St Mirren in 3 weeks time

 

[Fubar]

Actually they won
Will upset him even more when I tell him I am off to St Mirren in 3 weeks time

You could buy him a St Midden top, to thank him for all his "helpful" contribution to the thread.

 

[SteCenturion]

Did Morton get humped at the weekend??

Probably not....

I know his wife, right Battle Axe.

 

[SteCenturion]

In Port Glasgow that kind of talk is the language of love.

Hello Sailor