ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
You'd thinkAren't Yellow & Amber the same colour?
It goes Yellow, Amber, Red
I think amber is orange/yellow
You'd thinkAren't Yellow & Amber the same colour?
I just get nice looking blokes from CC to buy me drinksYou'll have to put on a deep voice so you can get served in pubs.
Keep things simpleYou'd think
It goes Yellow, Amber, Red
I think amber is orange/yellow
Did you get a bag of crisps as well?I just get nice looking blokes from CC to buy me drinks
You mean bugger!Did you get a bag of crisps as well?
I can't remember. Did you offer crisps?Did you get a bag of crisps as well?
I can't remember. Did you offer crisps?
You are a very bad manNo I forgot.
I forgot to tell you about this as well -
Remember the old barmaid, in her early sixties and a real frosty knickers?
After you left I got another pint and asked to settle the bill. As I went to leave she said, "oh, you're taking it up to your room are you?"
I replied, "yes we are."
Her face was hilarious.
You are a very bad man
Were you really ever here!Right, I should have been in bed an hour ago so I'm going now.
She probably had to have a wee sit down first at the very thought.It was a scream, I think she had to write a letter to the Daily Mail in disgust.
Night night, gentle dreams.Right, I should have been in bed an hour ago so I'm going now.
SithiShe probably had to have a wee sit down first at the very thought.
Night night, gentle dreams.