Tea? (Part 3)

[stephec]

No I fell off the bike on Sunday Pulled up to stop, lost my balance as I put one foot down and bang...landed on the deck with the bike on top of me.
Bruised thigh....wanna see it sweetie?

As if you have to ask.

 

[172traindriver]

Twin Peaks!
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Nice tiles

 

[172traindriver]

Nowt dirty, just two kneecaps.

Of course you are just an everyday regular guy Mr C

 

[172traindriver]

Im afraid to ask what that photo is.

But you did anyway Mrs D

 

[stephec]

But you did anyway Mrs D

Nosy old woman.

 

[172traindriver]

Only the one in the other leg though.

That's rather usual

 

[ScotiaLass]

As if you have to ask.

 

[172traindriver]

How many nipples do you have?

..........and fingers

 

[172traindriver]

Where?

Anywhere unusual

 

[172traindriver]

Witch. Witch. Burn the witch.

Blimey Mrs D you didn't give him a fair trail. Is it the ducking stool in the village pond and if he drowns and all that sort of thing for you?

 

[stephec]

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As the ladies always say to me, "it's not very big is it?"

Do you need some witch hazel dabbing on it?

 

[172traindriver]

Hello all.. just been perusing... now why if there is a thread started by someone who's planning to watch a TV programme do you bother to type an answer stating you haven't got a TV and therefore won't be watching it? View attachment 59083
Anyway, how's tricks?...euuwwgghhh...oh, it's a knee...

Not just any old knee, its Mr C's knee

 

[stephec]

Witch. Witch. Burn the witch.

What was someone saying about pot kettle black earlier?

 

[172traindriver]

shaved gonads

Mr C's??

 

[stephec]

Not just any old knee, its Mr C's knee

So it's the C's knees?