The duvet cover's not got a chance, it may as well just hold it's hands up and save itself a lot of pain.No. Certainly not. Unlike men, women don't take newspapers or tablets in the loo with them.
and in that note ladies and gents, I'm off to do battle with the duvet cover. Couldnt be arsed yesterday. And i have to put me marigolds on and fight the good fight with the bathroom. I'm going now, and I may be some time.