Tea? (Part 2)

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welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Did you know there's enough Sodium Cyanide in the skin of a banana to kill a sheep!
Next time you want a "popoff" cure try a few bananas.

Charming. Actually I have just been out to take some more photos. There is an awful lot of sheep poo in the field. No wonder number 1,3,4 and 5 grandchildren have been complaining. And it smells real bad as well. Ppoooooo
 

classic33

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The sheep you can claim, if the rightful owner abandons her(doesn't come to take it back). But in the meantime all by products belong to that owner.
Could be lamb on Monday for dinner.
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
The sheep you can claim, if the rightful owner abandons her(doesn't come to take it back). But in the meantime all by products belong to that owner.
Could be lamb on Monday for dinner.

Na. I could kill it, but I couldn't gut it, and Mr WD couldn't gut it either.
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
They're ="classic33, post: 3034505, member: 299"]Give the grandkids a lesson in where their food comes from.[/QUOTE]
Theyre well aware of where it comes from. They aren't city kids.
 

classic33

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But first hand lessons have a greater impact.
Also beat most stories about what "I did over the holiday" when they go back to school.
Especially if there's pictures to go with it!
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
But first hand lessons have a greater impact.
Also beat most stories about what "I did over the holiday" when they go back to school.

Mmm. Not sure they're teacher would like it though. I can just see it now
1) catch lamb
2) kill lamb
3)skin and gut said lamb.
4) shove into oven gas mark4 for 3 hours.
5) eat with mint sauce, potatoes, peas , gravy.
 

classic33

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Mmm. Not sure they're teacher would like it though. I can just see it now
1) catch lamb
2) kill lamb
3)skin and gut said lamb.
4) shove into oven gas mark4 for 3 hours.
5) eat with mint sauce, potatoes, peas , gravy.
Beats "We were stuck in a traffic jam for five hours on the way to the seaside".
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Beats "We were stuck in a traffic jam for five hours on the way to the seaside".

How true. Then

1) had ice cream
2) played in the crappy arcade and lost a lot ot money.
3) ate fish and chips
4) got back into car for another mamoth journey back home
5) had to stop car numerous times for the kids to be sick
6) had more stops for the kids to pee.
7) got home, hot, tired, hungry, pissed off.
 
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