Tea? (Part 2)

[ScotiaLass]

Morning mrs

Morning...how are you today?

 

[ScotiaLass]

Lazy Sunday folks...a belated Good Morning to all in the Kingdom of Tea

Morning

 

[welsh dragon]

Right. Back again. Had a phone call from my daughter. Daughter and son in law went Into town last night for a drink, they left the car there and got a taxi back, so this morning its, mummm, can you take us to town to pick the car up. ? So there you are. Mums taxi again. Oh well, what are mums for eh. ?

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning...how are you today?

I'm good thanks . You. ?

 

[Blue]

Right. Back again. Had a phone call from my daughter. Daughter and son in law went Into town last night for a drink, they left the car there and got a taxi back, so this morning its, mummm, can you take us to town to pick the car up. ? So there you are. Mums taxi again. Oh well, what are mums for eh. ?

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

 

[welsh dragon]

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

 

[Saluki]

Anyone?
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Not if you're driving.

Some sort of subliminal advertising technique?

 

[welsh dragon]

Some sort of subliminal advertising technique?

You do know he will be very cryptic with his answers don't you. ?

 

[Saluki]

You do know he will be very cryptic with his answers don't you. ?

Yes. I've come to expect that.

 

[welsh dragon]

An Injured dog limps into a bar on three legs and announces to everyone. " I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

 

[classic33]

Right. Back again. Had a phone call from my daughter. Daughter and son in law went Into town last night for a drink, they left the car there and got a taxi back, so this morning its, mummm, can you take us to town to pick the car up. ? So there you are. Mums taxi again. Oh well, what are mums for eh. ?

At least. they decided not to try & drive home. They realised only later there was a problem with what they chose to do.

 

[welsh dragon]

At least. they decided not to try & drive home. They realised only later there was a problem with what they chose to do.

I have no problem taking them into town to get the car. It only takes me 15 minutes to get there, and I would rather they phone me than try to drive home. My daughter knows she can phone me anytime, for any reason.

 

[classic33]

Some sort of subliminal advertising technique?

That one was easy enough, required very little thought(or so I thought) given the line underneath.
It was drink anyone? welsh dragon got caught up on the previous question.

 

[welsh dragon]

That one was easy enough, required very little thought(or so I thought) given the line underneath.
It was drink anyone? welsh dragon got caught up on the previous question.

I often get easily waylaid. Some would say that's because I am a blonde.......

 

[the_mikey]

I leave Shrewsbury today. Maybe one more cup of tea...