Tea? (Part 2)
- Thread starter LordoftheTeapot
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rbreid
Old git on old bikes
- Location
- Insch, Aberdeenshire
Good to see you on here nonetheless. Been quiet today without you. Hope it eases for you.
- Location
- Shrewsbury, Shropshire
Well, based on that, I'd be on minus 90.Old gits on old bikes club kudos rules:
Kudos rating = Age of rider + age of bike
Points are forfeited for the following sins:
No m'guards -10
Index gears(unless Sturmey Archer) - 50
Clipless pedals -20
Plastic saddle -15
Any titanium/carbon parts -50
Titanium/carbon/alu frame or forks -80
Lycra -25
Hidden cables -15
Quick releases -10
s***mano stuff -50
Electric shifting..........Just go home now! -5,000
Toe clip overlap -3,000
Non cup and cone bearings -100
Arriving anywhere first -1,000
Points can be gained for the following:
27" wheels + 25
Leather Saddle +20
Toe clips and straps(must be leather straps and steel toeclips) +15
Proper saddlebag, canvas and leather +25
Downtube shifters +15
Large flange hubs +40
Arriving somewhere last +500
Wingnuts to retain axles +80
Highest scorer must never ever no never be asked to contribute towards cake and coffee costs. Lowest scorer to make up any shortfall.
Infringement of the following will result in Dishonorary Discharge from The Grand Old Fellowship of Old Gits (GOFOG)
No energy drinks
No going faster than the current "Kudos King"
No asking for help to repair a puncture (+25 points however for stuffing tyre with grass and continuing)
No stabilisers (Unless current "Kudos King" has permitted their temporary use)
Leaving cake or coffee unfinished
Planning a route with no cafe stop
Not turning up for a ride (unless rigor mortis has set in, in which case leaving your bikes/parts and contents of workshop to current "Kudos King will be assumed)
So fellow tea drinkers what is your Kudos Rating
the_mikey
Legendary Member
- Location
- South Gloucestershire
Old gits on old bikes club kudos rules:
Kudos rating = Age of rider + age of bike
Points are forfeited for the following sins:
No m'guards -10
Index gears(unless Sturmey Archer) - 50
Clipless pedals -20
Plastic saddle -15
Any titanium/carbon parts -50
Titanium/carbon/alu frame or forks -80
Lycra -25
Hidden cables -15
Quick releases -10
s***mano stuff -50
Electric shifting..........Just go home now! -5,000
Toe clip overlap -3,000
Non cup and cone bearings -100
Arriving anywhere first -1,000
Points can be gained for the following:
27" wheels + 25
Leather Saddle +20
Toe clips and straps(must be leather straps and steel toeclips) +15
Proper saddlebag, canvas and leather +25
Downtube shifters +15
Large flange hubs +40
Arriving somewhere last +500
Wingnuts to retain axles +80
Highest scorer must never ever no never be asked to contribute towards cake and coffee costs. Lowest scorer to make up any shortfall.
Infringement of the following will result in Dishonorary Discharge from The Grand Old Fellowship of Old Gits (GOFOG)
No energy drinks
No going faster than the current "Kudos King"
No asking for help to repair a puncture (+25 points however for stuffing tyre with grass and continuing)
No stabilisers (Unless current "Kudos King" has permitted their temporary use)
Leaving cake or coffee unfinished
Planning a route with no cafe stop
Not turning up for a ride (unless rigor mortis has set in, in which case leaving your bikes/parts and contents of workshop to current "Kudos King will be assumed)
So fellow tea drinkers what is your Kudos Rating
-4358
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Im with phil. Diddly squat. Stupid dam game. Nearly as bad as classic and his whats your leprechaun name.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
rbreid
Old git on old bikes
- Location
- Insch, Aberdeenshire
Suppose I benefit from always being last, all those 500's soon add up
Oh and I made the rules!!!!!!!
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
721
Show off
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Suppose I benefit from always being last, all those 500's soon add up
In other words you fixed it.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Suppose I benefit from always being last, all those 500's soon add up
In that case I am probably at least 5721.
rbreid
Old git on old bikes
- Location
- Insch, Aberdeenshire
the_mikey
Legendary Member
- Location
- South Gloucestershire
I hope you know some good cake stops!
I'm super motivated when I'm cycling towards tea and cake!
classic33
Leg End Member
I might make less sense than usual today..
rbreid
Old git on old bikes
- Location
- Insch, Aberdeenshire
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