Tea? (Part 2)

[Arch]

Or watching too many episodes of It Ain't Half hot Mum*

Nihal:search it out on youtube, a 1970s British tv series which now looks just a little racist.

Yes, it's not one that ever gets repeated is it. Although as I remember it from my innocent childhood, most of the humour came from the British soldiers arguing and plotting against each other and being buffoons. I know there was a white guy wearing makeup to play an Indian, I seem to remember he was a rather sensible and wily character.

I can still sing the theme song though... "Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you. With songs and sketches and jokes old and new, with us about, you won't feel blue..."

 

[phil_hg_uk]

I just bought one of these from eBay for £1.77 inc P&P I wonder if it will turn up.

"Made from tough plastic the horn neatly clamps to the handlebars of your cycle and emits a 90dB sound when you press the button."

 

[Speicher]

I have found a frog in my garage.

I decided that was not the best place for a frog and moved him/her to the nearest bit of garden. Then left it in peace to recover. Twenty minutes later, I found her (?) nestled up against the trunk of a very large shrub. It was presumably sheltering from the wind, and looked like it was trying to burrow deeper into the ground. The ground is very dry, so I poured about two pints of water in a semi-circle around the frog. Is there anything else I should do? I do not know of anyone who has a pond in their garden.

Sensible peeps in this thread might know the answer, rather than my asking the whole forum.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

I have found a frog in my garage.

Well tell him to hop it

 

[Speicher]

I think the noise of me opening the garage frightened it into being as still as possible.

 

[ColinJ]

Is there anything else I should do? I do not know of anyone who has a pond in their garden.

How about building a pond in your garden?

 

[potsy]

I just bought one of these from eBay for £1.77 inc P&P I wonder if it will turn up.

"Made from tough plastic the horn neatly clamps to the handlebars of your cycle and emits a 90dB sound when you press the button."

Chav alert

 

[Speicher]

I currently have a few temporary ponds, but they will quickly dry up in this wind, and with the temperature rising.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Chav alert

I want it to annoy the dog walking Bastards on the new bike path near me who shout BELL at every cyclist they see ............ I will give them BELL ............ BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[coffeejo]

Is there a river / stream near you?

 

[Speicher]

There is a river about a mile away.

 

[potsy]

A wol finds a frog and doesn't know what to do with it?

How about toad in the hole?

 

[phil_hg_uk]

There is a river about a mile away.

Just a Hop, Skip and a Jump away then

 

[Speicher]

Potsy, it is a frog, not a toad.

In Italy I saw Toads with bodies the size of very large teacups.

 

[Speicher]

* waits for @Arch or @Night Train to suggest something sensible *