How does mummy manage to ride around for the day with the child, even going on a long train journey, and not require a big bag full of wet wipes, drinks, snacks, sticking plasters, tissues and the million and one other things that you require when taking kids anywhere?
Why is her journey so care free, when mine requires planning with military precision, with similar logistics (and which often ends up being as chaotic as the 1942 Dieppe Raid)?
Are they selling me a lifestyle here? Would one of those Taga things make everything just, well, better? Is that the most middle class thing I've seen since the Guardian columnist getting a master chocolatier in so that she and her kids could "make their own" Creme Eggs?
(Actually, it does look pretty cool

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