Tabloid headline writer for a day.

[Cycleops]

That's alliteration isn't it @DRM ?

 

[DRM]

That's alliteration isn't it @DRM ?

I'm not sure but rags like The Sun & The Mirror seem to like such things

 

[Drago]

Bull Bu******g B*****d from Bath and Wells Now Beds With Bubba.

 

[Drago]

Cow Courting Crim Caught Copulating by Cops and Charged.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A film is going to be made about this, called Dangerous Friesians

 

[Drago]

Friesian Fornicator Found Felching by Feds.